Silver Tongue

jewishtracer:

when your group makes a joke about something happening to the party

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all-the-shtuff-i-heckin-like:

OPOSSUM APPRECIATION POST

ceeblathers:

ceeblathers:

ceeblathers:

ceeblathers:

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up

cicidraws:

frustration

elucidativeillusionist:

vriska 8r8ks her blood contract with pepsi and gets executed for it

officialgrandpa:

officialgrandpa:

yugis bangs are just his homestuck horns

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greenbean-supreme:

Ya know, what’s funny about how the YuGiOh dubs alter the on-screen cards to look like this

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is that it actually causes the premise of YuGiOh GX to make a bit more sense

The idea of entire schools dedicated to teaching people how to play this game make a bit more sense when none of the cards actually say what they do on them