Silver Tongue

laughlikesomethingbroken:

laughlikesomethingbroken:

katsukii-yuri:

lesbianrukiakuchiki:

Quiz time: Would you rather fight a yaoi fetishist who produces/consumes content exclusively of waifish seme/uke character dynamics and makes jokes about being a “filthy sinner for my gayz” or would you rather fight a stringent hetshipper who thinks that making LGBT headcanons about their favs is offensive to them personally and wants to know why, like, you have to make everything about sexuality :/ 

Notes:

  • The yaoi fetishist has a lot of pent up anger. Might pretend you’re the person who wrote them a bad review on ffnet
  • The hetshipper has an advanced sense of rhythm, having listened to Cascada’s Every Time We Touch over a hundred times when consuming every AMV of their otp in youtube history

ive got two fists

having an advanced sense of rhythm based off of a single song means their attack patterns would follow that song alone, and be easy to predict

that said the ideal course of action is to introduce the yaoi fetishist to a ship involving the male half of the hetshipper’s otp and sit back as they tear each other apart. This expends minimal effort on your behalf and destroys both your enemies

jumpyhyliannetop:

saber-chan:

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

niggazinmoscow:

The future is now

cicidraws:
“i got you brother
”

cicidraws:

i got you brother

cicidraws:
“gonna poke an eye out dude watch it
”

cicidraws:

gonna poke an eye out dude watch it

thesquirrelisonfire:

mikasrockbells:

i needed more nina and hughes in my life

it was so sweet and thEN IT WASNT

gallusrostromegalus:
“ whisqrs:
“i think that uncrustables being considered a type of ravioli should be highly classified information
”
On this episode of Sandwich Discourse: the relationship between filled pastas and sandwiches. Let’s get some...

gallusrostromegalus:

whisqrs:

i think that uncrustables being considered a type of ravioli should be highly classified information

On this episode of Sandwich Discourse: the relationship between filled pastas and sandwiches. Let’s get some expert opinions:

My Jewish Aunt and self-described “Foodie”: “An uncrustable isn’t a ravioli Becuase you have to cook ravioli. Also you shouldn’t eat those, they full of high fructose corn syrup, here, I’ll make you a PB&J- ”

Neighbor D, radical food theorist who pioneered the extremely good succotash hot dog: “Raviolis are more of a sandwich than Pop tarts are because they contain protein and therefore can be a whole meal.”

My Sicilian uncle: “…it’s way too early for this.”