Quiz time: Would you rather fight a yaoi fetishist who produces/consumes content exclusively of waifish seme/uke character dynamics and makes jokes about being a “filthy sinner for my gayz” or would you rather fight a stringent hetshipper who thinks that making LGBT headcanons about their favs is offensive to them personally and wants to know why, like, you have to make everything about sexuality :/
Notes:
- The yaoi fetishist has a lot of pent up anger. Might pretend you’re the person who wrote them a bad review on ffnet
- The hetshipper has an advanced sense of rhythm, having listened to Cascada’s Every Time We Touch over a hundred times when consuming every AMV of their otp in youtube history
ive got two fists
having an advanced sense of rhythm based off of a single song means their attack patterns would follow that song alone, and be easy to predict
that said the ideal course of action is to introduce the yaoi fetishist to a ship involving the male half of the hetshipper’s otp and sit back as they tear each other apart. This expends minimal effort on your behalf and destroys both your enemies
I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story
I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life
i think that uncrustables being considered a type of ravioli should be highly classified information
On this episode of Sandwich Discourse: the relationship between filled pastas and sandwiches. Let’s get some expert opinions:
My Jewish Aunt and self-described “Foodie”: “An uncrustable isn’t a ravioli Becuase you have to cook ravioli. Also you shouldn’t eat those, they full of high fructose corn syrup, here, I’ll make you a PB&J- ”
Neighbor D, radical food theorist who pioneered the extremely good succotash hot dog: “Raviolis are more of a sandwich than Pop tarts are because they contain protein and therefore can be a whole meal.”
My Sicilian uncle: “…it’s way too early for this.”
