I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out. Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something
and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy
This is antisemitic as fuck why are yall reblogging this
is this a joke
Anything to do with lizard-people is borne of an antisemitic conspiracy theory
W O K E
The hottest take of the century
To treat this seriously for a moment.
The conspiracy theory that Earth is secretly controlled by “Reptilians” has been popularised by David Icke, who also claims that The Protocols of the Elders of Zion is a legitimate document rather than a Tsarist forgery and probably worse if I had more tolerance for idiocy…
The conspiracy theory doesn’t really seem to be based on either anti-Semitism nor is anti-Semitism essential to it. So this is pretty much an association fallacy.
Regardless, the comic is mocking the “theory”. So even if it were anti-Semitic, the comic would be mocking such anti-Semitic views.
I think he’s become—and I’ve said this to him—for as amazing as all of our actors are at embodying these characters, every single one of them, he’s one that reminds me, alongside Christopher Reeve, as just like ‘these are the characters.’ I think he’s a great actor, and I think he can do whatever he wants to do, but even when you look at his Twitter account and taking a stand on things, it’s like, ‘Is he becoming Captain America?’ - Kevin Feige
Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.
this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am
He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate
Aaand that was Ron
Excuse you that was Malfoy. Ron would never dream of dropping a baby out a window
*Gestures wildly at the very much alive Neville Longbottom who bounced after being dropped out of a window* ARE YOU SURE THAT WOULD WORK?
You know, Lily’s protection worked by rebounding COD on Voldemort. So If Tommy-boy dropped Harry our of a window, does that mean baby Harry would have bounced back so hard he hit Riddle in his face hard enough to crack his neck?
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
