chefpyro:

adeadphish:

chefpyro:

jaceriven:

chefpyro:

*removes all friction from the surface of my feet so I can move by t-posing and leaning forward*

Yo, chefpyro, wasn’t there a Jimmy Neutron episode about why removing the friction from your feet is a bad idea?

There was also a Scrooge McDuck comic but that never stopped me

There is also a magic school bus episode about the trouble from a world without friction. Children’s media is trying to tell you this is a bad idea

If I did everything children’s media told me to do we wouldn’t be having this conversation

why not put rockets on your shoes and hands and achieve the same theing

chefpyro:

blizzardwolfpk:

chefpyro:

inklings and octarians are the exact same thing except octarians’ tentacle nipples point outward instead of inward

It’s like that episode of Rick and Morty where a bunch of people had a war over who’s nipples were better. Splatoon is just a nipple war.

thejabaritribe:

keep thanos away from shuri, peter, and groot

cityofbone:

this is the second time that katy perry’s sexually harassed a teenage boy in the past year. at the 2017 iheartmusic awards, she grabbed shawn mendes butt. he was visibly shaken by it, and said, “i’m just stunned. i’ve never met her before”. instead of taking it seriously, most people turned it into a joke, and she never got in trouble for it.

and now, she’s kissed a 19 year old american idol contestant, which is not only unprofessional, but he said that it was without his consent and that it made him uncomfortable, and that even if she had asked for his consent first, he would have said no. but instead of taking it seriously and firing her, people (especially men) are telling him to “get over it” and that “at least you got kissed by katy perry” and she gets to keep her job. if it was a man kissing a 19 year old girl contestant, people would demanding that he get fired, and they would probably do so, no questions asked.

i’m so tired of living in a society where men aren’t taken seriously if they’re sexually harassed by women. i’m so tired of living in a society where women sexually harass men and get away with it, just because they’re women. they deserve to pay the consequences for it, just like when a man sexually harasses a woman.

ladymalchav:

beware-the-ravenstag:

spaffy-jimble:

langernameohnebedeutung:

liesmyth:

sathinfection:

liesmyth:

sathinfection:

contemporary roman writers slutshamed julius caesar that’s your ides of march fact for today

what an absolute unit ol’ iulius was

how could you write this and not say WHY he was getting slutshamed

julius ‘husband to all wives and wife to all husbands’ caesar was a thirsty, thirsty bottom

suetonius: i heard that caesar was a big slut and also he liked buttsex and oral

cicero, to the gathered senate: CAESAR TAKES IT UP THE ASS

for historical context, cicero publicly called out jc for bottoming for king nicomedes of bithynia. they first met when caesar was 20, the king was at least twice his age. i am not saying sugar daddy but sugar daddy. the sex was so good that when nicomedes died he left his entire kingdom to rome, i am not making this up this is  t r u e

listen it’s one thing to slut shame Caesar, but Cicero went around speculating in public about Caesar and the king doing it on a “golden couch arrayed in purple” where “the virginity of the one sprung from Venus was lost in Bithynia” so I don’t think good old Iulius is the only one who’s got to ask himself some serious questions here.

Julius Caesar was stabbed for being a bottom, please share for bottom’s rights

fun fact- there was a popular song/chant his soldiers would sing so where ever they marched they could announce it to the whole world

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2062 slutty years

tenth-dynasty:

All we have are memes.

mishkablackpaw:

tigermaskbf:

i had a sudden idea and i dont think ill go very far with it but i liked it enough to draw it out ☆ a story where dogs go to space and this time laika doesnt die!!! the story of real laika is heartbreaking.,,

I love this idea! You should totally write book or a comic on it

egberts:

when you walk out of your bedroom and the bathtub is in the hallway

imacrazedfangirl:

roughhewnends:

rip-n-tear:

hidden-suggestion:

ged-gedward:

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

cats reblog if u agree