Silver Tongue
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alexiadraws:

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srgtfuckybarnes:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

derinthemadscientist:

magnificentbane:

osheamobile:

neilarmstrong:

derinthemadscientist:

People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.

I love this fucking book

“I’ve said the words kilowatt-hours-per-sol so many times they’ve lost all meaning so I’m going to call them pirate-ninjas.

“So I need to generate nine hundred pirate-ninjas…”

there’s an entire chapter dedicated to him wondering how the cubs are doing while he’s stuck on mars, dying

I like the part where the guys on Earth are like “He thinks we all gave up on him, and that he’s completely alone. I wonder what he’s thinking about right now.”

And he’s like “How come Aquaman can control whales?”

Mark Watney is such a great example of how to teach to laymen. Andy Weir wrote a book about a man who basically gives the reader a 369 page science lesson and it’s literally never boring or too complicated or patronising. He uses language that is accessible to the reader, removes technical jargon, adds in humour and all without belittling the reader or making them feel stupid for being given the simplified explanation.

he also makes emoji boobs while communicating with the guys on earth

Theres lots of types of files you can save things as

carnival-phantasm:

umu-official:

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mp3
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mpreg
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So many to choose from

Haha, there sure ar-

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theawesomeadventurer:

swordarmsaxelegs:

theawesomeadventurer:

this is the best Shrek related purchase- maybe even the best purchase hands down- I or anyone else has ever made in the history of the known and unknown universe

Put weed in it

or instead of wasting a perfectly good humidifier I could just use my shrek pipe 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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duh

charlesoberonn:
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thotbruce:

me seeing julius caesar getting stabbed but then remembering he burned down the library of alexandria

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kiwiuccu:
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kiwiuccu:

- JADE BLOOD -
clear!

raptorific:

Luke watching the star war

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elucidativeillusionist:

he may not have lived a long life, but he sure did live a happy one