Silver Tongue

semivampiric:

i forgot that sarge is literally the funniest man alive

wizard0rb:

brucespringsteendotcom:

a scientist will see a mouse and say put that beast in a situation

children’s book authors do this also

woosh-floosh:

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I thought I remembered pikachu being treated almost as a pest in early pokemon media, but I think this is only true for the one chapter in pokemon adventures when Red catches Pika? anyways heres pestachu

gama3taro:

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お風呂掃除を手伝ってくれるミズゴロウ

Mudkips helping to clean the bath🐟

jaubaius:

It’s mating season again!

itsapmseymour:

C h o n k


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BODE

delearyus:

transmechanicus:

spoookiepie:

wbicepuppy:

silverhawk:

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

no come back ma’am

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

underwater wife

Underwater love of my underwater life

queefcity:

merryweather-comics:

Can I get uhhh…

this is all true btw yall

they got in legal trouble because they bought the rights to use a troubleshooting device to find out why it was broken and then reverse engineered it to put into the newer models as part of it without telling the people who created it.