Silver Tongue

aperturescience:
“Passover is coming up soon and my editing software is antisemitic because it quit working while I was trying to make this awful meme for you all.
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Passover is coming up soon and my editing software is antisemitic because it quit working while I was trying to make this awful meme for you all.

glumshoe:

Dear parents,
PLEASE teach your children to pick locks. I do not appreciate my doorknobs being smashed off by amateur burglars. If your teenager is going to steal my lawnmower out of my garage, teach him to have a little goddamn class. A little style.
Sincerely,
Irritated in Indy

I ain’t naming my kids S H I T !!!

kagekubi:

h8moshofficial:
tricksteroflifemain:
h8moshofficial:
They got no names!!!!!!!!
Until they 13 and they play a game and destroy the world
What dis mean
Until they 13 and they play a game and destroy the world

thetravelerscompanion:

Disney’s Gargoyles - Character Facts Part 1

hidingoutbackstage:

I know we talk about how aware Gumball is, but THIS IS LIKE SUPER FRICKING AWARE

moxperidot:

wetwareproblem:
internet-recluse:
moxperidot:
self care is [incredibly unhealthy behaviour] and [implausible feat]
Self care is blaming yourself for your parents death and taking on multiple opponents in unarmed combat whilst dressed as a bat.

so this is why this post has eighty fucking thousand notes

vipery-07art:

Shitty life style won’t let me finish some of my arts
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Repost from Twitter

kimiwillsinforever:

didipenny-blog-blog:
exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like
@9differenttypesofcrazy :3c