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| — | Alphonse Elric, pre-Conquer of Shamballa |
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
[SELF] I was so concerned with whether or not I could, I never stopped to think if I should… nintendude644
thats him
thats ready player one
“Character who looks dangerous but is actually harmless” and “character who looks harmless but is actually dangerous” are both well and good, but consider: character who looks dangerous, and actually is, but for a completely different reason than they look like they should be.
And no, I don’t mean like “guy who wears robes with a water motif is actually a fire wizard”. I mean like “seven-foot-tall mountain of gleaming muscle with sword the size of a surfboard strapped to his back is actually the Nine Realms’ most feared lawyer”.
large muscle creature with a lot of mass that moves sluggishly is actually the fastest thing alive

The people have spoken
The true hero here is the fact that there was no question of whether you’d unplug him to charge, only whether you’d plug him back in afterward
Note also the ALMOST full charge on the phone before unplugging the life support in the first place. Truly a hero for the ages.

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thats him
thats ready player one
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