gudroo:

moan your own name in bed as a power move

belzarvie:

hanktalkin:

tsartorial:

“dont use ur phone or computer in bed and you’ll sleep better!”…… then wtf am I gonna jerk off too? the ceiling titty?????

It’s call a lightbulb you idiot

ceiling titty

dailyprospit:

innocentriverpapaya:

I will not ever apologize for my ethnicity or for being born in the country I was born in and neither should you. I am not responsible for anything my ancestors did, and neither are you.

Carry on.

glumshoe:

stillbelievinginpeace:

cult-of-time:

these tongues are crawling and one of them spit out spaghetti

@glumshoe

please ship help. what and why is that doing this?

This is a species of Nemertean/ribbon worm, a predatory marine worm that hunts by everting a long, branchy, sticky, venomous proboscis to capture its prey. Apparently they are very fragile and may fall apart into chunks when handled or removed from the water, so this is likely a single individual in the throes of death, and all the little “tongues” are portions of its body that have fallen off and are still wriggling.

chriscyr:

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was everything I hoped it would be. I hope all of you out there have adventure in your hearts and the courage to see not everyone you meet is an enemy.

here’s a wrecked child robot

rinlockhart:

edenrain97:

cheripi:

The owl city guy plead guilty to pedophilia

Its over firefly memes are now cancelled I dont wanna see them

The guy who is actually Owl City, Adam Young, wasn’t the one who pleaded guilty.

It was Daniel Jorgensen who used to tour with Owl City. Its kind of unclear exactly what he did on tour other than be a musician because most of the articles are clickbaity.

I’m pretty sure they just put Owl City into the headlines to get traffic rather than Young being actually culpable for anything.

Op, please put sources before making your post clickbait. Thanks.

axlryugu:

takashi0:

yumetaros:

tredlocity:

pineapplethatisall:

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse :V

The Forgotten Fifth.

God Hand

Fun fact: despite the pop cultural depiction, “Pestilence” isn’t one of the horsemen in the Bible. Originally, it was *Conquest,* War, Famine and Death. I guess it got changed because Conquest and War were too similar.

So if we included Pestilence AND the original four, we’d have Pixels as Conquest, Foodfight as War, Sausage Party as Pestilence, Tom & Jerry Wilyly Wonka as Famine, and finally the Emoji Movie as Death.

@derped2