Silver Tongue

mythaelogy:

the roman empire but every time an emperor is assassinated it gets faster

Dang Tori! Where’d you get that dress??? What happened to the other you were wearing???
Anonymous

askfallenroyalty:

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“This old thing? I’ve had it for a while, but ahem, I had to change after cleaning up Chara…”
(20 minutes before…)

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banishedquasiroyal:

rose “It’s a formal event, and I’m a god. I’ll wear a crop top and gold leggings if I want to.” lalonde

also rose “i will wear a tuxedo to toss a football in the ally with my friends” lalonde.

bulbasaur-propaganda:
“ reincarnatedasacupcake:
“bulbasaur’s power is to stand there and look like a good boi
”
HE USED VINE WHIPS YOU UNCULTURED LYING ASSHOLES
”
He had to wait for pikachu to stop electrocuting first so that he wouldnt get horribly...

bulbasaur-propaganda:

reincarnatedasacupcake:

bulbasaur’s power is to stand there and look like a good boi

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HE USED VINE WHIPS YOU UNCULTURED LYING ASSHOLES

He had to wait for pikachu to stop electrocuting first so that he wouldnt get horribly injured.

r2dsgrace:

post i otherwise agree wholeheartedly with: and I bet you’re gonna scroll past this 😒

me, who got no time for this passive aggressive bullshit:

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its 2018 and kirby crystal shards still has the poppinest  soundtrack ever

 - Candy Mountain
Ooooh snazzy vest!

banishedquasiroyal:

nausicaaharris:

banishedquasiroyal:

hey ;) wouldn’t it be a shame ;) if my closest friends and family ;) stabbed me to death ;) in an act of political desperation ;)

you need to hold a political office before we can stab you, bq

this year, why not stab a politician yourself?

i’m the queen of your heart and you know it babey. now stab me like a good citizen.

stabbing is not how you kill a queen of heart, you need to decapitate them. You know, off with their head and all