the roman empire but every time an emperor is assassinated it gets faster
Dang Tori! Where’d you get that dress??? What happened to the other you were wearing???
Anonymous“This old thing? I’ve had it for a while, but ahem, I had to change after cleaning up Chara…”
(20 minutes before…)
rose “It’s a formal event, and I’m a god. I’ll wear a crop top and gold leggings if I want to.” lalonde
also rose “i will wear a tuxedo to toss a football in the ally with my friends” lalonde.
bulbasaur’s power is to stand there and look like a good boi
HE USED VINE WHIPS YOU UNCULTURED LYING ASSHOLES
He had to wait for pikachu to stop electrocuting first so that he wouldnt get horribly injured.
post i otherwise agree wholeheartedly with: and I bet you’re gonna scroll past this 😒
me, who got no time for this passive aggressive bullshit:
hey ;) wouldn’t it be a shame ;) if my closest friends and family ;) stabbed me to death ;) in an act of political desperation ;)
you need to hold a political office before we can stab you, bq
this year, why not stab a politician yourself?
i’m the queen of your heart and you know it babey. now stab me like a good citizen.
stabbing is not how you kill a queen of heart, you need to decapitate them. You know, off with their head and all
