xelamanrique318:

sseureki:

#for those wondering why catfish is in it’s seventh season #this is why

this dude: so this whole time i’ve been talking to a porn star?

nev and max:

silver-tongues-blog:

Lanque seeking to make the philosophers stone?

morning reblog

zelda64l:

Psychic: *reads my mind*

My mind:

Psychic, as though possessed: “Fullmetal Alchemist”

Me, in a slightly different tone: “FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST”

deafchan:

Oh…. so that’s why they all have fucking triangles.

TIL

roxys:

senpailloydkinsagainstcapitalism:

roxys:

ginger-ale-official:

roxys:

ginger-ale-official:

ginger-ale-official:

roxys:

haha wow holy shit? are you guys seeing this? holy shit what a great fma reference haha. someone in geometry must be an anime fan 

that’s the top of a refreshing glass of ginger ale you absolute dingus!

sorry about calling you a dingus just then. I was just trying to make a silly post about ginger ale for my pals on here but that was way over the line.

tumblr user ginger-ale-official, you’re the most valid person in the world.

hoho! what a kind thing to say friend!

:D

im shitting my self right now. at this very moment. god is dead but im shidding

this is the only thing on your blog and im fucking terrified 

adurot:

chefpyro:

there’s a timeline out there where Fallout 4 wasnt bad

There’s also one where you’re funny.

theres probably another where adurot doesnt steal stephen hawkings jokes

thatpettyblackgirl:

Our graveyards are filled with unrealized potential. This violence and hate must stop. Say his name #DraylenMason We will not forget you. It’s time to protect our communities from hate. 

#BlackLivesMatter

lumnch:

Hey everyone check THIS out *floats lifelessly down a river*