Silver Tongue

in-my-pjs:

Taako: *pulling shower curtain back while lup is in the shower* Lup are we - stop screaming Barry it’s just me - are we out of cheetos

erpsicle:

birdsbirds:

hookteeth:

DUCKS DO IT TOO

good news, everyone.

oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this  fUCKING LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS FUCKING THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME ASSHOLE LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.

so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. fucking idiots the lot of them.

dailyironfamily:

itsallavengers:

Tony Stark: I’m busy

Peter Parker: Do you think drinking 36 cans of redbull consecutively would make my spidey senses even more heightened or would I just die

Tony Stark:

Tony Stark: I’m on my way

#my favorite part of this is the ambiguity #did the Protective Dad Instinct™ kick in? #does he actually want to test peter’s theory? #who knows (via  knightinironarmor)

Me, talking with my gamer gf

arvyarv:

me: hey bby in dark souls 1 what comes after the firelink shrine?
gf: undead burg
me: and then?

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thetimeandspaceblog:

“I’m not afraid of death, but I’m in no hurry to die. I have so much I want to do first.”

And he did so much. He became an evershining star for humankind to look up to. Rest in peace.

Time And Space

trashboat:
“ vriskanon:
“ m-a-d-luvs-comics:
“Another by Josh Luna
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What the fuck? The original comic is about whitewashing:
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they whitewashed the comic im screaming
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trashboat:

vriskanon:

m-a-d-luvs-comics:

Another by Josh Luna

What the fuck? The original comic is about whitewashing:

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they whitewashed the comic im screaming

therunnersam:
“Apparently this guy was at his mother in law’s house and they were all going through photo albums and he sees he photobombed his wife 11 years before they even met. I fucking love this.
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therunnersam:

Apparently this guy was at his mother in law’s house and they were all going through photo albums and he sees he photobombed his wife 11 years before they even met. I fucking love this.

dekapon:

postmarxed:

Remember when Stephen Hawking was more worried about inequality under capitalism than artificial intelligence in a Reddit AMA and people started telling him to read an economics 101 book? Wild. Anyways rip Steve


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“If machines produce everything we need, the outcome will depend on how things are distributed. Everyone can enjoy a life of luxurious leisure if the machine-produced wealth is shared, or most people can end up miserably poor if the machine-owners successfully lobby against wealth redistribution. So far, the trend seems to be toward the second option, with technology driving ever-increasing inequality. “