Silver Tongue

spacecadetstef:

troubleincorporated:

mr–butlertron:

nonbinarykravitz:

troubleincorporated:

mayor williams saying “they are their daddy’s sons aren’t they?” about the mcelroy boys is simultaneously a huge compliment and the biggest read I’ve ever witnessed

It also means the Mayor knows what kind of person Clint is which is just hilarious to me

clint and the mayor were college roommates, iirc.

this is the best possible addition to this post, thank you

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imagine him seeing clint after years and seeing he has kids and realizing “oh god, there four of them now”

bigmeansweatydyke:
“ hishap:
“ peachykeeenqueen:
“ weavemama:
“ weavemama:
“ weavemama:
“HE SHOULD NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS
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btw here is another source other than trumpdaily confirming this.
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these white demons deadass stole 880k from sick kids to go...

bigmeansweatydyke:

hishap:

peachykeeenqueen:

weavemama:

weavemama:

weavemama:

HE SHOULD NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS

btw here is another source other than trumpdaily confirming this. 

these white demons deadass stole 880k from sick kids to go towards their shitty ass golf resorts and plastic surgery………

another source! http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/ap-eric-trump-foundation-flouts-charity-standards-44361388

Remember when you thought cartoon villains were unrealistic

Yeah…

pure fucking evil

afallenwolf:

evanfromgeometry:

metalslugx:

wvrmple:

metalslugx:

The clown, after sucking me off, proceeds to pull the multicolored rags out from my weenie while I clap in joyful glee

Hey cid this is a post

I then proceed to smack the clown’s ass, giving off a loud distinct honk that’s only heard when clapping the ass cheek of a clown in heat

hey you just made me read the phrase clown in heat so I’m gonna be needing financial compensation

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nelyafinwes:

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

katswenski:

My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

the-candydan-can:

This is the most important thing I have ever reblogged

sass-is-my-x:

xannerz:

“so how you doin’?”

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um wtf with this callout