lordjoshbass:

scientifrick:

my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine

im the aunt

Lan Fan: You're not very sympathetic for a doctor.
Dr. Knox: I'm here to heal you. If you want sympathy, go to a nursery.
jddominick:
“I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing
”

jddominick:

I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

the-rain-monster:

rhube:

a-tergo-lupi:

2 kilomockingbirds

no

yes

crustaceanfather:

Pride month ain’t over till I die

lilibombe:

Karkat Vantas and John Egbert
Homestuck

First Contact

blogust:
“ grass10:
“ nietzscheisdead:
“ lambhoof:
“ lambhoof:
“ luv the dimensions of this brick I found in the woods. I’m going to keep it on my back porch forever. Luv it
”
Luv it ”
i love this brick!
”
i love this brick!
”
LOVE this brick
”

blogust:

grass10:

nietzscheisdead:

lambhoof:

lambhoof:

luv the dimensions of this brick I found in the woods. I’m going to keep it on my back porch forever. Luv it

Luv it

i love this brick!

i love this brick!

LOVE this brick

mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

volskaya-shitdustries:

robotic-asian-death-monk:

Everyone says lucio is a cinnamon roll, BUT HE LITERALLY DROVE VISHKAR OUT OF BRAZIL ON HIS OWN

hippity hoppity get off my property