“Check it out, he can do another in like eight seconds.”
peasants
me, a simple country farmer: toil brings me closer to the lord. i will face the lord knowing my many labours have created a virtuous soul.
serf who has moved to the city: i love to play the dice games. i love mischief and idolatry. i prostrate at the altar of capital.
pour one out for all the people who’s messages went unanswered because i told myself i’d answer them later but when later came around i decided it was Too Late
The Emoji Movie releases to theaters tomorrow (July 28). Here’s what people are saying about it.
I know it’s super fun to see bad movies ironically but if you like animation and want Sony to know that nobody wants this kind of crap, don’t give them any of your money
pirate it instead.
benefits of living in a lighthouse
- no fake friends, just real friends (the only ones who’ll come out to your godforsaken lighthouse to hang)
- lots of stairs so u dont need a gym membership
- when u look out the window and sigh mournfully it’s Cinematic Depression not just regular depression
- minimum requirements: 1 large dog, 17 cable-knit sweaters, 1 mysterious but tragic past, 2 pair fingerless wool gloves
- increased likelihood of mermaid encounters
- effortless windswept look, complemented by soft lantern glow
- free salt scrub
Have you ever, ever felt like this
