The Out of the Inkwell trio
He’s set himself a reasonable and realistic goalClint Barton: a single apartment complex
He’s doing his best alright
“This is my worst birthday ever.”
“Why, cause we’re switching planets and have no idea to return to our homes?”
“No, cause it’s a little humid- YES CAUSE WE’RE SWITCHING PLANETS AND HAVE NO IDEA TO RETURN TO OUR HOMES!”
jake: hal? you named yourself hal after the evil robot in space odyssey???
hal: hal 9000 was the protagonist but go off i guess 🙄🙄🙄
Blaming Todd Howard for absolutely everything that goes wrong in Bethesda games has become such a habitual behaviour for me that I feel like it’s gonna bleed into my real life interactions.
Watch me walk over to receive my degree, trip on the carpet, and just lay there in my graduation cap and gown saying “Why would you do this, Todd?”
Todd Howard is an alum from my college and he comes to give guest talks sometimes, neither of which I knew my freshman year when I dropped my bag on the way to class, joked “I see we left clipping on, Todd Howard” to my friends, and was met with a very exasperated sigh from behind me and Actual Todd Howard says “Is this what we’re doing now?”
Todd, you brought this on yourself. Either face it or change your name to todd coward
