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A word about The Emoji Movie

jwblogofrandomness:

Today Sony Animation’s The Emoji Movie opens in theaters. Now after seeing the trailers and the hideous Rotten Tomatoes score some people might be tempted to go see it “Just to see how bad it is”. Well to that I say, don’t.

The main reason being if you go to see it in theaters, even if it’s for that reason, you’ll be supporting the film, you’ll be giving the film money. When you give a film money that’s basically telling the film company that you’re willing to pay to see that movie, to a movie company that basically says “Yes, I want more of this please” and they’ll end up making a sequel and making more films similar to The Emoji Movie, which is obviously not what people want.

So unless you’re a film critic and it’s your job to see this film, or you actually legitimately think it looks good and want to see it (because I guess there’s at least one person out there like that (I won’t judge)), then don’t go see it.

To sum this up, I’ll leave you with the words of critic Jay Sherman.

if you really wanna see it, just don’t give it money 

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Originally posted by katie-kuma

221cbakerstreet:

korrainasamisjacket:

I never really understood mean girls’ “too gay to function” until I was too gay to function

“too gay to function”™

- Sappho, ~500 BC, “I cannot weave – slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl.”

seashelbby:

alexxdz:

alexxdz:

kirbydeluxe:

candygarnet:

fascinating

oh my god

it’s literally the exact same comic

this is barely a name brand vs. great value comparison it’s almost EXACTLY the same

The magic of disposable webcomics.

Wait, fuck, I went looking for the comics on the OP and

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2015

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2017

He didn’t even redraw an old comic because his style changed over the years, he… he just… changed his hair and glasses

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This man makes more money than most artists on this site ever will. This is some of laziest and worst work ethic I have ever seen and it makes me angry that people will defend this.

rajahthemighty:

fire-fly-in-the-dark:

buttsmcgutts:

xtoxictears:

degeneratess:

babydolldn:

You want the goth subculture to continue existing? Then accept that not everyone can be an 80s goth and a 90s goth. Those times are past. There will be 2000s goths and 2010s goths and hopefully goths for many, many years to come. And there will always be differences and the scubculture is going to evolve. Stop shitting on current goths just because you you can’t change and are suffocating in your stagnation and elitism.

Say it again for the elitists in the back

HINT HINT FUCKING HINT

I didn’t realize that people were so conscious and like analytical of something like goth culture and I feel like I’ve entered the twilight zone reading everything

It was always like this, which is one of the reasons I was always afraid to label myself as such when I was a kid in the 90s and early 2000s, because I had it beat into my head that I wasn’t good enough for it because I didn’t love Bauhaus and Evanescence and Nightwish didn’t count. I didn’t want people that I respected in the subculture to be mad at me, so I just complimented them on their outfits and worshipped them from afar rather than embarrassing myself and disrespecting the subculture. It wasn’t until I started seeing posts like this that I realized it was in me all along and I hadn’t allowed myself to acknowledge it because I didn’t feel “goth enough” or like I’d paid my dues. And this wasn’t till after college. It makes me kind of sad that I’ve spent so much of my life caring what elitists think. No one fucking elected you the authority. Stop getting high on your own farts and let people be happy. Take your disapproval and shove it up your ass for all I care. I don’t know why I have you so much credit in the first place if you treat newbies, or anyone for that matter, in that way.

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Originally posted by repmet

Let’s not forget, being POC goth and not feeling accepted because we aren’t pale or fit the traditional idea of a goth. We’re already being made fun of by others for ‘wanting to be white’. Last thing we need is for the culture to reject us. 

graphiteknight:

I feel like this joke has been done before but I still wanted to draw it.

amythegeek:
“ honorized:
“ lotsofblueberry:
“ theywillseeuswaving:
“ heycatlin:
“ he’s great at blending in
until you drag him
or reblog him
(maybe, depending on your layout)
”
I ALMOST STARTED CRYING
”
DAYM Looks hella cool
”
BLESS THIS
”
I STARTED...

amythegeek:

honorized:

lotsofblueberry:

theywillseeuswaving:

heycatlin:

he’s great at blending in

until you drag him

or reblog him

(maybe, depending on your layout)

I ALMOST STARTED CRYING

DAYM Looks hella cool

BLESS THIS

I STARTED JUMPING UP AND DOWN OH MY GOSH

morepopcornplease:

justlookatthosesausages:

okay so i was bored and press without any reason ctrl+shift+K and

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this is what appeared

and i couldnt resist to click this cute little image‘3D view’ button and

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

INTRODUCING

3D TUMBLR

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in which you can see all the versions the code editors stacked update after update

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look at just how many times the tumblr logo changed

ALSO THE INFINITE SCROLL… IN 3 DIMENSIONS

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THIS LOOKS LIKE FUCKING TIMES SQUARE SCREENS

IM EXPERIENCING THE BEST THING EVER

hacker voice: I’M IN

cryoverkiltmilk:

ayellowbirds:

fifth-dimensional:

nientedal:

thesuperduperlesbian:

ayellowbirds:

levi3o4:

teamrocketing:

this is a pretty good summary of what Amsterdam is like

THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON IN THIS VIDEO WHAT WAS UP WITH THE GUY RUNNING AT THE VERY BEGINNING AND THE ONE CAR HIP-CHECKING THE OTHER INTO A WATERY OBLIVION AND THE SPEEDBOAT AND AAAAAAAAAAAH

And then they destroy the stoop on that building, and just drive off???

did any of y'all see the motorcycle on the sidewalk in the other building

oh my god and the two pedestrians huddling on the very edge of the canal to avoid getting hit by the motorcycle

Saw folks in the notes saying this was from the filming of The Hitman’s Bodyguard, and sure enough

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Well how about that.

THE TRUTH HAS BEEN REVEALED