I am going to thank God every day for the rest of my life for this thing never having to be inside of my 3ds
the best videogame feeling of overwatch is picking reaper within 1 second of the game beginning and saying something really stupid and bad ass to the people in chat and then doing extremely well at the game
mozart’s name was wolfgang. but no one calls him that anymore. in his lifetime it was probably “hey wolfgang play your symphony”, “hey wolfgang fuck any violins lately?”. if mozart was alive he’d be weirded out that everyone was calling him mozart
Goat dad, are you having a mental breakdown? Have some tea, that'll help you come to terms with this! (Tea's helpfulness not garanteed)
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people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat
german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans
Eratosthenes, an Egyptian, in 3750 BC when fucking mammoths hadn’t even gone extinct yet: Oh hey I can use these two obelisks to calculate the earth’s entire circumference based on the length of their shadows and the Earth’s curvature. Neat.
