trynpronounceit:

dapenguinninja:

cocoabuttabrown:

wolfflux:

biohazerd:

blowdick:

Y'all I can’t 💀

Lmfaoooooo

Lmfao

😭😭😭😭

bruh imagine if pornhub patented that coding effect. I would be here for the court room drama

LOL

jonlovett:

kellyannekanye:

did…did bill clinton really pass obamacare?

more importantly:

what the fuck

randomingoftherandomness:

theemberislandplayahs:

I’m glad they didn’t turn Toph into some kind helpful old lady living in the woods. She’s still the Avatar-butt-kicking trash-talking greatest Earthbender in the World!

Yoda. But better.

chefpyro:

candygarnet:

joke that’s always good: things being thrown offscreen and making a glass shattering sound when they shouldn’t be

or they explode for no reason and the explosion can be seen slightly coming into the frame

or a the sound of a shit ton of stuff falling over and breaking for like 3 seconds followed by a cat yowling.

kaible:

caecilius-est-pater:

sarahruhlofficial:

the oompa loompas are a greek chorus

First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places.

(Veruca falls into the trash chute)
Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows…

(Oedipus stabs his eyes out)
Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do
I’ve got another riddle for you
What do you get when you sleep with your mum?
A curse on your kids for decades to come~

1) this is hysterical and 2) think about the eons of culture that have lead to the creation of this joke. I am humbled by this.

cthullhu:

apparentlyandy:

namcobandai:

i referenced the caramelldansen to a youth and they didnt get it so i explained it to him AND showed him the video and he was like “what the fuck” I AM ONLY TWENTY THREE BUT IN INTERNET YEARS IM A FUCKING GEEZER

caramelldansen is a fuckin bangin tune these yung punks don’t know what they’re missing

Kids these days

burnttoastsundae:

For any high school students out there wondering what college professors are like

trainwreckgenerator:

the day of story and song

paperseverywhere:

lightrises:

[wrapping meta into a dank meme like the gremlin i am] Well Howdy