nuka-rockit:

toasthaste:

sbnkalny:

You: ball pit ; me, an intellectual: clown’s nest.

How does a bot have the hottest takes I’ve ever fucking seen.

are you saying. theyre eggs

physticks:

hpdspooker:

i just saw an ad about how the founding fathers wouldn’t foster safe spaces or trigger warnings and all i can think about is when john adams made it illegal to make fun of him

This is true, but you left out my favorite part. The Sedition Act outlawed hatred or criticism towards the government, the president, and congress, but it didn’t include the vice president. 

So, John Adams made it so that the only government official you could make fun of was Thomas Jefferson. 

http://www.crf-usa.org/america-responds-to-terrorism/the-alien-and-sedition-acts.html

dreams-squared:

nusty:

Has anyone ever seen the orginal

what in fuck

banishedquasiroyal:

you: idk man, i dont know if fat girls can be like, beautiful outside of a deeply fetishistic viewpoint

me, walking into the club wearing mom jeans, a sports bra, and a furcoat worth more than all of your thoughts for your entire lifetime: have i got news 4 u, budderino

lesbophobish:

ah yes i forgot about all those straight kids forced into conversion therapy to become gay

its almost like marrying people you actually enjoy being with leads to healthier relationships

paper-storm:

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

hustleinatrap:

this is 🔥

bb8apologist:

this is just a feature on okcupid but can i implement this in my everyday existence

bass-borot:

whyyoustabbedme:

Gross

Also, let’s not forget how most of the “cheating the system” is trading support for essentials that the support won’t buy, from hygiene products to medication.

actjustly:

some random thoughts