drst:
She Came Prepared
The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.She came for him
“well maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shit”
I CANNOT
Heroines.
Iconic
that explains why his generation is working so hard to destroy the fucking planet
why did they have to make him lame in episode 3
While Clone Wars 2003 was finishing production, George Lucas changed his mind about Grievous being so agile. So they added a scene at the end of the 2D series where Mace Windu force chokes Grievous’s chest. Thus explaining why Grievous is coughing and can barley walk in Episode 3.
In other words: Lucas got upset because someone could play with his toys better than he could, so he broke them.
I’M SO GLAD PEOPLE ARE FINALLY WAKING UP TO THE MAJESTY OF GRIEVOUS
0:22 i hear u talkin shit bitch
Anonymous
i wanna know some real mundane stuff about wakanda:
who’s their biggest music star
what’s their newest dance that all the children do that the adults can’t stand
what social media site did this fucking meme lord shuri get her jokes from
do they have kareoke bars
did t’challa used to sneak out and go to a kareoke bar
how are their gays doing
what clothing stores are completely overrated and overly priced that everyone still shops at
what does their underground culture consists of
how popular is that one background girl with the blue afro and the crop top cause i feel like she got mad bitches
what’s the school sysytem like? probably good but like do the “bad kids” still end up being teachers favorites
do they love or hate nollywood
what’s their film industry like
who’s their most famous actor/actress
do they know what furries are??
more importantly does shuri know what furries are and is she keeping it from them?
do they know who beyonce is???
did they all collectively decide that being an isolationist country wasn’t worth not being able to listen to beyonce??
do they know of or have any opinions on the nigerian vs ghanian jollof rice debate
Okay but. Shuri being the ‘x-kit’ persom who keeps fixing tumblrs code because she’s sick of it not being a functional website.
you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it
example: you absolute coat hanger
as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk
example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night
Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).
Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.
… huh. I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.
I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.
Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.
“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”
Something is
Something is wrong with our language
Is it a glitch or a feature?
Feature
mercenaries have to earn money even when they don’t have work, and even romantic advice is dangerous depending on who they’re working with lmao
chahut probably just wants legitimate advice, honestly
