someone forgot to tell john it was a date….. (it was dave)
Once there was a lady who lived in the moon, she was called Moon Lady and she could only come out during lunar eclipses.
Once there was a little girl playing alone by the sea.
Hello little girl! Who are you? I’m the Moon Lady.
They became best friends, they swam in the dirty ocean water, rolled down a hill on a giant beach ball, played, can you catch me? and rode horses or something.
They had so much fun, but soon the eclipse started to vanish and the moon lady had to say goodbye, because eclipses can’t last forever, but the little girl never forgot the moon lady or their friendship. The End.
remember that catfish episode where she catfished her cousin bc he called her a fat ass kelly price 3 years ago
You know what else she did, she bloody did a horror movie plot twist, where she called the show to investigate whomever was cat fishing her cousin, so basically everyone that they were investigating to the cat fish was a red herring by her, leading to the climax of the episode where it was revealed that she was the one cat fishing him lol
Gone Girl (2014), David Fincher
