Silver Tongue

butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway:

somanyofthekids:

I just needed to make sure more people saw this.

I want those fucking shoes man

mamaduafe:
“ luciferandphilosophy:
“ spacedijks:
“ spacedijks:
“ kirbylesbian:
“ klimvoroshilov:
“ postirony:
“Step 1: Look at the Price.
”
Step 2: Look in the Trash
”
because there can be a store like this full of food and people on the same block...

mamaduafe:

luciferandphilosophy:

spacedijks:

spacedijks:

kirbylesbian:

klimvoroshilov:

postirony:

Step 1: Look at the Price.

Step 2: Look in the Trash

because there can be a store like this full of food and people on the same block starving because they don’t have enough pieces of paper to trade for it.

because the people who planted, maintained, harvested, and inspected all that produce are compensated barely enough to sustain themselves

because in order to drive down the prices of bananas, the us government and american fruit corporations destroyed the democratically elected leftist governments of numerous central american countries, placing murderous despots at the head of these “banana republics”.

because the scars of these crimes against humanity still haunt millions to this day.

I work in a grocery store. We are considered one of the better chains for produce quality, and out of the stores of this kind in the local area, we actually have good produce sparing procedures. Despite all of that, we waste 40% (FOURTY) of all the produce we receive. I throw out my own body weight daily in produce. I am not exaggerating or joking. This is capitalism.

And most grocery stores make it impossible for people to go dumpster diving to get the perfectly fine food.

actionjacksonlovesbbq:

I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

punkfaerieprincet:
“ nihilistgirlfriend:
“ thebluthisoutthere:
“ trashytoclassy:
“Wtf
”
It didn’t work.
Now their mouth tastes like deer pussy.
Pay attention.
”
Did that man put concentrated doe piss in his vape pen ”
I showed this to my boyfriend...

punkfaerieprincet:

nihilistgirlfriend:

thebluthisoutthere:

trashytoclassy:

Wtf

It didn’t work. 

Now their mouth tastes like deer pussy. 

Pay attention. 

Did that man put concentrated doe piss in his vape pen

I showed this to my boyfriend who vapes and he said that vape names can be really weird so actually


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Source: https://myvpro.com/doe-in-heat-by-spotligh-e-juice-rip-trippers-30-ml/

aconnormanning:

liamdryden:

*schlorp* OHOHOHO

*shklump* AHAHAHA

I cannot stop watching this

paper-mario-wiki:

dvxyn:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

the only good kind of cringe is stuff like this

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because he deserves to be laughed at and mocked

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Pretty sure this is a parody of a tf2 meme

it’s not

seitz9231:

seblester:

Art

Awesome 👍