Silver Tongue

avatar-dacia:

beka-tiddalik:

illuminice:

if anyone ever tells you that english isn’t ridiculous remember that the reason why we have a silent b in debt is because a group of guys got together to standardise english spelling and got to the word debt, which at the time was primarily spelled either ‘dett’ or ‘det’. so they basically went:

‘everyone speaks latin, right? so let’s put a silent b in debt. like debitum, which is latin for debt. problem solved.’

also the reason why there is a h in ghost is because when the printing press first came to england the only people trained to operate it were flemmish speaking, and they put a h after g because that’s what you do in flemmish. they put shit like ghirl and ghoose, but the only reason why ghost stuck is because people saw ‘the holy ghost’ in the bible and were like ‘well, that MUST be right’.

so yeah english is a really stupid language with some of the most ridiculous spelling

Anyone telling you that English isn’t a bullshit Frankenstein language is lying.

English mugs other languages in dark alleys and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary.  Pass it on.

always remember this next time someone says “thats not a real word” or “thats a made up word”

clevercatchphrase:

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nephilem-of-the-woods:

joansmoriarty:

kaia-storm:

joansmoriarty:

touch starved lesbians praying for a girl to raw them:

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This is applicable for straight chicks too… Just sayin.

it’s absolutely Not

Straight girls if your praying for a girl to raw you then buddy, I got some news for you

edencomplex:

fullmetalbaby:

ideal-metaphor:

The one thing that I never fully understood about FMA was the fact that Ed never got a military uniform.  They literally let the little runt wear whatever.

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thekokiricub:
“ elimiko-in-springfield:
“ i didn’t know i needed bob’s burgersxpokemon crossovers until just now
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Gene always reminds me of @pugsleypig
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thekokiricub:

elimiko-in-springfield:

i didn’t know i needed bob’s burgersxpokemon crossovers until just now

Gene always reminds me of @pugsleypig

jlsdrawings:

i could post 7k of these. I have over 1.4k followers, and this is an average thing.

please, please, please reblog works rather than just like them

gorps:
“ agent-yolk:
“ old-friends-fan-page:
“Fair winds and following seas Captain :(
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