sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me: *Forgets to pay a speeding ticket.*

The U.S. Government:

The President of the United States: *Colludes with Russia to hack the elections, doesn’t pay taxes for 18 years, scams students out of college tuition, commits treason and openly talks about it.*

The U.S. Government:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via ZamudioJason)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thetrippytrip:

framing this

THIS IS GLORIOUS

candyredterezii:

soft-butch-ahsoka:

candyredterezii:

primarining:

candyredterezii:

primarining:

candyredterezii:

Homestuck.. is Go

you know what happens if you finish that sentence, Dani.

Homestuck is G

think about this dani, is this what you want.

Homestuck is… Good?

mellowmonsters:

I did this in about five hours and my fav characters are obvious.

taako-tuuesday:

john initiated the parlay with merle. this means that merle can attack john, but john can’t attack back. merle is about to really show us all what the fück a peacemaker does, and i’m so here for it.

ahwhoevenknows:

Magnus making sure the rhinoceros is an evil magic rhinoceros and not just a scared normal one is such an iconic Magnus move.