samdraws:

a couple goblin siblings teach their new friends a neat trick! what could go wrong!!!!

metalslugx:

i love the implication here that Markiplier isn’t a real person while Maes Hughes is 

potentcombinations:

The year is 2180. Memes have become so specific you have a better chance of winning the lottery than relating directly to any of them. Everyone laughs but no one understands.

nailpolishbreath:

awesomephilia:

They look so peaceful when they’re sleeping. 

this is it

this is the post that has killed me

wet-monsoon:

ishipmyotp:

wet-monsoon:

part of me believes that if you have a weird kink, it’s tolerable as long as it isn’t like… absolutely disgusting/harmful… but then again, i was just contacted by the notorious Deviantart White Bread Fetish guy who wanted me to draw a plump rich blonde blue-eyed white woman with huge titties stuffing her shopping cart full of white bread and i do have to wonder… how much? how much am i willing to tolerate? 

at what point do i just give up?

I’m sorry the who now

there’s a guy who sends artists vague commission requests, and upon the artist asking what he has in mind he proceeds to send a detailed request about rich women shopping in a grocery store full of expensive wonder bread and overflowing their carts with it

i dunno if any of the artists he ropes in know that it’s a fetish thing but i knew right away. upon reading it i was like “waaaaait this sounds like that one guy from DeviantArt that was obsessed with wonder bread” and, lo and behold, 

how much did they offer?

hizashi:

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

blackademics:

off the shits no jutsu

taquito:

this how any Taurus looks when they see they actually gotta work their stupid brain if they wanna get anywhere in life

itsame-hannie:

Here’s a grainy picture of an opossum eating a breakfast burrito in a kiddie pool in my backyard.