Silver Tongue

sailorbrazil:

The godfather remake is really something

Me: dont let me drink. i tend to have very strong opinions when im drunk

me, 5 shots in: Ki-Adi-Mundi deserved to die in order 66! he was a terrible person and he cared more about the droid attack on the wookies than his own family and directly contributed to Anakins fall to the dark side!

thedepressionoftrees:

mitzo:

thedepressionoftrees:

tooquirkytolose:

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

Or just mock the edition. That usually works

oR jUsT mOcK tHE eDiTiON. tHaT uSuAlLy WoRkS

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startadraws:
“he’s a phantom redraw! (click it)
((2016-2022))
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startadraws:

he’s a phantom redraw! (click it)

((2016-2022))

Kankris tower to the gate was actually just a pile of guns. He wasn't even trying to get to the gate he just took them all out while trying to make his gun storage room bigger and bam. tower to the gate.

tealtang:

note: i dont own ANY of the images i used to compile this gif. STILL REALLY HARD THOUGH, HOW DOES HUSSIE DO THIS AT BREAK NECK SPEED.image

gallivantingConsiderate began trolling aestheticGenetrix

GC: Excuse me, p9rrim.

GC: Might I inquire

GC: As t9 what the FUCK Y9U ARE D9ING.

AG: Kanny yo+u’ve spent the last several weeks alchematizing no+thing but fire arms.

AG: Its time to+ put these ridiculo+usly dangero+us relics to+ use and get yo+u to you+r  gate. 

AG: Also+ this is a mess. They’ve been piling aro+und yo+ur hive fo+r weeks.

AG: Just an abso+lute co+llo+ssal raven’s nest of flintlo+ck fuck wo+uld it kill yo+u to+ o+rganize o+nce in a while?

GC: I 6ELIEVE IVE EXPLICITLY AND P9LITELY STATED THAT I D9 ***N9T*** APPRECIATE MY PERS9NALS 6EING TAMPERED, DISTUR6ED, DISASSEM6LED, 9R GR9TESQUELY RE9RGANIZED IN NEAT H9RIZ9NTAL 9R ANY GE9METRICALLY STA6LE C9LLUMS!!!!!!!! 

AG: Well maybe if yo+u wo+uld clean yo+ur o+inkbeast stable o+f a hive o+nce in a while I wouldn’t have to+ tamper with yo+ur belo+ngings.

AG: O+r perhaps, dare I say it;

AG: Actually ADVANCE in this game we’re suppo+ed to+ be playing?

GC: Again, y9u f9rce me t9 reiterate.

GC: ST9P T9UCHING MY STUFF. 

GC: HEY PUT THAT D9WN!!!!!!!

AG: No+ yo+u’re getting to that gate and thats final

GC: D9NT H9LD IT BY THE MAGAZINE LIKE THAT Y9U M9NSTR9USLY PR96LEMATIC SHE-LUSUS!!!!!!!

GC: I *SAID* PUT IT ****D9WN!!!!***** ILL D9 IT MYSELF JUST ST9P T9UCHING MY GUNS!!!!!!!

AG: If I co+me back in thirty minutes and yo+u aren’t at that gate yo+u can expect me to+ feed all o+f these atrocious weapo+ns to Meenah’s gristwitdget and make yo+u start building yo+ur o+wn hive fro+m scratch. 

pirogieses:

butchdot:

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I love living a country on the brink of anti-LGBT pogroms

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this isnt funny, everybody in the notes making jokes about this is insane. this is going to get children abused.

ankle-beez:

Tumblr users who didn’t leave after the big NSFW ban seeing people come back after Elon Musk buys Twitter

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redchrominance:

airyairyaucontraire:

gelledegg:

powerfulwizard:

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this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.

“Behold, a van!”