Silver Tongue

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
”
@adurot

phereinnike:

callmepillowdaddy:

phereinnike:

why do people always ask me about sexual fantasies but never about my other fantasies? i don’t think about dick, jonathan. i think about wearing a haute couture dress and a princess tiara and running around a stone palace with sunlight and enough mirrors around to bask in my aesthetic glory.

WITH A SWORD. ALWAYS A SWORD

This is a quality addition to the post, thank you.

spimach:
“trickster john to fill the sickeningly sweet hole in my soul
”

spimach:

trickster john to fill the sickeningly sweet hole in my soul

thehumorousace:
“ aroacejokes:
“ princet-boo:
“ merlypops:
“ emotionalandmotionless:
“ diemoshingorspiders:
“ panicattheblogs:
“ yourfictionmyreality:
“ Bringing this back.
”
for all of u who dont understand or want to understand what an asexual...

thehumorousace:

aroacejokes:

princet-boo:

merlypops:

emotionalandmotionless:

diemoshingorspiders:

panicattheblogs:

yourfictionmyreality:

Bringing this back.

for all of u who dont understand or want to understand what an asexual person is

Raising asexual awareness every reblog

I’m so glad I found this, I’ve had many questions about asexuality and this answered them.
Time to inform some ignorant assholes.

Oh.

i know a certain group of people who really needs this…… :3c

Some aces do feel sexual attraction, but still choose to identify as ace for other reasons like trauma or sex-repulsion and that’s ok, too. If being in the community helps you, you are welcome here.

Also graysexuals and demisexuals are under the aspec umbrella and are very valid.

niggazinmoscow:

Pretty much the most high level dunk I’ve ever seen on Twitter

theonion:
“CHESAPEAKE, VA—In response to the deadly shooting at a Parkland, FL high school earlier this month, Dollar Tree officials announced Thursday that the discount variety store will no longer sell assault weapons. “Under no circumstances...

theonion:

CHESAPEAKE, VA—In response to the deadly shooting at a Parkland, FL high school earlier this month, Dollar Tree officials announced Thursday that the discount variety store will no longer sell assault weapons. “Under no circumstances should a teenager be able to walk into a Dollar Tree, purchase a Basic Brands ValuPak aluminum foil rifle for one dollar, and shoot up a school with it,” said CEO Gary Philbin, adding that other items to be removed effective immediately from shelves in all 13,600 locations include Good Sense clear plastic bump stocks, RitePrice high-capacity magazines, and the entire Essential Products line of disposable flash suppressors. “We are determined to provide customers with the best value around, but in light of this terrible tragedy, we cannot in good conscience continue to offer deals like Home Bargain’s three-for-one semi-automatic shotgun bundle or our 6.8 mm Remington SPC bargain bins.” While military-style rifles will no longer be available from Dollar Tree, Philbin reassured customers the store will, of course, continue to offer a wide selection of discount handguns after enforcing a 21-and-over age restriction.

lindsaylohac:
“kismesissitude
”

lindsaylohac:

kismesissitude 

kilalabunnies:

freyacrescentshangover:

Friend: “Got any weird fetishes?”

Me:

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@silver-tongues-blog

I have never hid what I like