TIL in 2005 an Oklahoma judge was caught using a penis pump and oiling himself up during criminal trials. Court employees reported hearing strange whooshing sounds, and thought the judge might be tying fishing lures underneath the bench.
aphobehatingcharacteroftheday:
Everyone’s starter anime is death note.
I don’t count sailor moon or dbz cuz you watched those as a kid and assumed they were cartoons.
I mean when you got “into” anime fully aware of what it was and actually became immmmmmersed in this bizarre weeb culture.
It’s usually death note.
Excuse you, but mine was the Vision of Escaflowne.
Nah my first anime that I acknowledged as anime was Heaven’s Lost Property and now I feel ashamed I hate thinking about that thing
mine was madoka magica
Starblazers
Slayers
Honestly it was Pokemon?? I was keenly aware of how Japanese it was and was confused by all the things like anger veins and sweatdrops at first, the anime I just thought of as “cartoons” were the fairy tale ones I grew up on
*heavy sigh*
Inuyasha
Same.
ugh
Tokyo Mew Mew and Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch
–Mod Mercy
If you dont count pokemon i hate to admit that it was hetalia…
hamtaro was my first
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Just realized that the last time John and Jade had a conversation in canon was during the year 2 intermission.
It’s official.
I hate homestuck.
is that counting for the retcon? since post retcon john died early into the trip
When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
british summer is here.
[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring]
“go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.”
[in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter]
“why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!”
“well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!”
“what a knobhead!”
“fucking hell.”
In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard
When trump makes you so angry that you ram down the closet door to call out some bs
