Silver Tongue
hostilemuppet:
“ “I did something cursed.
”
i cant believe you did the unthinkable and made galekh a chad
”

hostilemuppet:

I did something cursed.

i cant believe you did the unthinkable and made galekh a chad

pasteldaemon:

nikocat:

my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot

Im dying

diosdaughter:

My roommates and I messed up some iron-on transfer instructions and now…

image

queen-of-troy:

crumplelush:

winemomleia:

“it would be impossible for this disabled character to be played by a disabled actor because of the things this character can do in this movie” well then maybe…… you fucked up in the writing of this disabled character……

also cgi exists. if you need your disabled character to walk for a couple of scenes use a body double and green screen. this can also be used for trans characters prior to transition.

if it’s possible to make chris evans look 5ft nothing and skinnier than a maypole then it’s possible to cast disabled actors for disabled characters

The Spy Kids films had disabled actor Ricardo Montalbán play the kids’ disabled grandpa, and in the third movie he was CGI’d into an Iron-Man style bodysuit that made him look like he was able to walk and take part in a high-speed futuristic car race and other action sequences. And this was in 2003.
If a goofy kids’ franchise can do it using embarassingly bad early 2000s CGI, you have literally no excuse.

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

kirstenlouisemcduffie:

my dad had a skype interview today so he was sitting in the living room looking all professional in his suit and tie and everything while he’s talking to the people who are interviewing him. and OF COURSE my cat decided that she NEEDED to speak at that moment so she just starts meowing left and right and talking crazy talk to the point where the interviewers just start laughing because she just will NOT shut up. so my dad just kind of sighs, looks at the camera, and goes, “i’m so sorry. i have to ask my cat to leave.” and then he looks over at victoria and very calmly and professionally goes, “victoria, i’m afraid you’re being too loud, and i’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

and she did. she fucking turned and walked out of the living room.

hire the man cats obey.

hipstercanada:

coolxatu:

coolxatu:

fuck myer briggs fuck astrology

if you ask someone who their top 3 favorite homestuck characters were you literally know everything about them

if they dont know what homestuck is then you know theyre a normal human being

everyone put ur top 3 homestuck characters in the tags

googlearths:

the date is march 17. the year is 2089. disney channel is still airing the luck of the irish.

as they should

fourget-regret:

sengawolf:

kramergate:

bogleech:

how has it been ten years since the Simpsons movie and I still can’t expunge “spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does” from my brain

Who thought it was funny enough to be in EVERY trailer, commercial, web and radio advertisement

Where do they live

What’s their greatest fear and most vulnerable physical spot

god im not even a simpsons fan, only saw the movie a single time because it happened to be on in the same room I was in, and this also has happened to me anyway

I haven’t even SEEN the movie and this happened to me anyway

i knew that scene before i had a firm grasp on what spider-man was, so even now when i hear the theme music, my brain auto-fills in with “spider-pig, spider-pig, does whatever a spider-pig does”