i DEMAND that each and every one of you see this cat
Boss…
AMAZING. MISSION COMPLETE. THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY YOU’RE THE BEST, BOSS.
I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.
what do you mean these good boys can kill me
Dingo
Also Dingo
danger shiba inu
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It was the first campaign I had ever done, and we were playing the basic mines of phandalin campaign.
Rogue, interrogating the goblin: WHERE IS THE TOWN
Goblin, scared shitless, after a nat20 intimidation roll: ITS JUST DOWN THE VALLEY YOU CANT MISS IT
Rogue, threatening it: TELL ME MORE
Goblin: THIS INFORMATION CAN BE FOUND ON PAGE 6
Entire party, ooc: immediately loses shit
you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian roombas.
the implication in this post that regular roombas consume meat is frankly kind of terrifying
Bayonetta: *eating spaghetti*
God, like, literally God, from the Bible, appearing from the sky and destroying Bayonetta’s house: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
Bayonetta, flying on a shard of her roof: man what the fuck






