liquidstar:

who remembers the homophobic background characters from code geass

offishly:

active tumblr users in 2021 (real)

xxtc-96xx:

she absolutely would have done that

she’d do that as a mewtwo

xxtc-96xx:

baby doesn’t have patience for those shenanigans

eliteknightcats:

the fact ppl are taking screenshots of funny tumblr blaze posts instead of reblogging them and giving the posts engagement, as intended, has a certain je ne c'est quoi

chongoblog:

To everyone running here for refuge from Twitter since they are selling it to Elon Musk, welcome! In order to survive here, you must sacrifice one of your monsters or discard your entire hand.

katy-l-wood:

jackironsides:

g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e:

dgalerab:

also i think it’s funny how tumblr was like “you can pay to see someone’s posts” and we were all like FUCK you and they were like “… pay to… inflict your own posts… on others?” and we were like

Originally posted by ashendemon

yknow, people talk about the tumblr userbase being reclusive and stubborn (and we are), but its worth noting that we’re also aggressively social.

we dont NEED algorithms, because thats OUR job, and we take pride in it. we WANT to do the work ourselves! we WANT to tell people ourselves!

we dont NEED our blogs to look the same, because we wanna make our OWN themes, and share them with each other, and experiment!

our most successful april fools days are the ones that just gave us new avenues to SCREAM REALLY LOUDLY in (promoting candidates in the 2016 election, turning our dashboards into semi-randomized rube goldberg machines of text and emojis in 2022).

we’re always constantly ramping things up to eleven, so the best enrichment toy for us is just. see this ball? feel free to throw it as hard as you want.

> we’re also aggressively social

oh. I just realised.

this is what actual social media is. instead of the other websites, which are advertising media that pretend they’re social media.

This exactly what I mean when I distinguish between Marketing Media and Social Media.

stelladog:

prokopetz:

stelladog:

prokopetz:

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

Great work everyone

Loving the crowdsourced sacrilege on display here

all communion wafers are sourced directly from the rings of saturn. if you dont know how it connects to jesus, i suggest, i envy you

thetygre:

tempestpaige:

DONT SEND THEM HERE