Silver Tongue
bradleyswhitford:
“the onion shouldn’t even bother anymore
”

bradleyswhitford:

the onion shouldn’t even bother anymore

woodrider:

jncos:

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

Billy Joel - Piano Man

@rosexknight
antler-doe:
“I accidentally sent this to a coworker and I could not want to not exist more right now
”

antler-doe:

I accidentally sent this to a coworker and I could not want to not exist more right now

krakenfinsoup:
“misery mire
”

krakenfinsoup:

misery mire

datesanddamian:

thenerdyjew:

Okay but what if Peter and Shuri are at the Avengers Compund and Peter asks Shuri if she wants to watch a movie with him in the screening room and she says yes. So they go in and Peter turns on Star Wars and half way through the movie he jokingly says how she should make real life SW tech. She tells him to pause the movie and she walks out of the room and comes back 10 minutes later and is like “I made these when I was 11!” And pulls out 2 functioning lightsabers and hands one to Peter, who is in shock and they start running around the compound fighting with lightsabers. T'Challa is annoyed because he told Shuri to leave them at home and Tony doesn’t know if he should be impressed bc Shuri made actual lightsabers or worried that two 16 year olds are running around using ACTUAL lightsabers.

Tony: hey what do you have there


Peter n Shuri, as they run pass: lightsabers!


Tony : NO!

thatpettyblackgirl:

SHES 12! THIS GIRL IS GOING PLACES

#BlackGirlsMagic 

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she’s 12 and already has a distinct art style😭😭 i love her and we need to protect her at all costs! The future is black and female #SupportBlackArtists 

bogleech:

jakemorph:

deweyduckfuckedmywife:

Please!

DO NOT feed your gamer generic “flavor blasted tortilla chips” or “mountain fizz” it WILL make them sick or possibly worse! If you cant afford the real thing then you shouldnt have gotten a gamer in the first place!

lol @ op acting like it’s ethical for ANYONE to own a gamer no matter how “”real”” the food they can afford for it is. gamers are wild animals. imprinting on human beings can be seriously psychologically damaging to them. just don’t keep them.

Reblogging because Easter season’s coming up and shelters are sure to be flooded all over again with gamers dyed all sorts of “cute” colors as a cheap throwaway gift for kids who have NO idea how to take care of them, how large they get or how long they live

butters-the-alicorn:

Things got in the way. Not like anypony really would notice either way, with how Butters is already being kept hidden away from the public.