Silver Tongue
sovereign-slayer:
“ thelovelyblark-barg:
“Well!! It wasn’t a meme tweet!
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@directium
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sovereign-slayer:

thelovelyblark-barg:

Well!! It wasn’t a meme tweet!

@directium

just-pansexual-things:

SO IF YOU CAN GET THEIR ATTENTION AND YOU PUT YOUR HANDS TO YOUR HEAD AND MIMIC THEIR GILS, YOU CAN GET THEM TO FLAP THEIR GILS AT YOU AND ITS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

toasthaste:

sbnkalny:

You: ball pit ; me, an intellectual: clown’s nest.

How does a bot have the hottest takes I’ve ever fucking seen.

rosexknight:

sexbanglish:

sexbanglish:

so here’s a quick story

to help with decision making when going on a date, my bf and i created a list of 20 restaurants we like. 1 being ihop (as a joke, neither of us actually like ihop), 20 being our favorite steakhouse, with the rest in no particular order. we roll a d20 and go to the corresponding place

after i wrote the list down, he goes “roll it, let’s go to dinner tomorrow night!” i got excited, he got a die out, and i fucking CRIT FAILED and now we’re FORCED to go to ihop tomorrow because both of us are too stubborn to back out omg

im currently on the phone with him and im saying “what time you wanna go” and he’s all “to ihop? what time are we going to ihop?” omg he just keeps saying ihop to emphasize how dumb we are

I love this idea I’m doing this.

sp4cec4det:
“ pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five
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sp4cec4det:

pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five

dinothunder:

dinothunder:

i’m sure it’s common knowledge among dc fans but nothing fucked me up more than recently learning catman isn’t originally from the fairly oddparents

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he got him and adam west like a set of deviantart adoptables

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

and for some mammals, that practice begins in infancy.

a young stoat

aninounettear:
“AS YOU CAN SEE, the next Project Voicebend episode being fully edited, we have to put all the scenes together! But it accidentally made this…
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aninounettear:

AS YOU CAN SEE, the next Project Voicebend episode being fully edited, we have to put all the scenes together! But it accidentally made this…

thismightyneed:
“  here is cagney! so yeah, as you can see, I imagine him as some kind of bossman of the forrest follies, I guess like a gang (this guy lost his soul to the devil, don’t look at me like if is not half true) tho those activities are...

thismightyneed:

here is cagney! so yeah, as you can see, I imagine him as some kind of bossman of the forrest follies, I guess like a gang  (this guy lost his soul to the devil, don’t look at me like if is not half true) tho those activities are kind of half secret so he is probably best know at isle 1 as just the super tall cute looking guy with the awful huge garden and temper just as big and awful

PATREON//COMMISSIONS//GUMROAD//SHOPS 1 - 2

has chara met undyne?