uglyassprettyboy:

smatter:

thehobbitson:

smatter:

These were taken at the same moment

Am I the only one who notices that the birds head is facing different ways in the photo so they couldnt have been taken at the same moment…..if so in the first pic the bird would have been facing the camera taking that picture.

Good try Nancy Drew, but I took my photo with snapchat, while my friend took the other photo with her camera app. The camera app reverses the photo after it is taken, while snapchat does not. If you have gotten your hair permed before you would know that you cannot shower for a full day after it is treated or else the water will ruin your hair, which clearly didn’t happen which means you weren’t in the shower, which means you shot your father!

I’m in tears

the mirrored app actually check outs. you can tell on the parting of the hair.

fairyfun099:
“🍃
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fairyfun099:
“Homestuck is my favourite anime season two
”

fairyfun099:

Homestuck is my favourite anime season two

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

retrogamingblog:

Kirby Glasses from Japan celebrating the 25th anniversary of the series

dynamotoon:

Isabelle’s a cutie no matter the season.

chefpyro:

was politics always this much of a shit show and i just didnt notice cause i was too young or did i grow up at juuust the right time to watch the shit hit the fan

No, this is an outlier. During the obama administration, the worst scandals were “obamas daughter doesn’t attend his speech because she studies for a test” and “Obama wears ugly suits” as opposed to this presidency where its “trumps son tweets treason and acts like nothing is wrong” and “Trump is pissing off the entire world for being basically a straight up villain”

jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:

most recent Lovestruck Derpy post was marked sensitive because it was triggering dalek-kin folks i guess.

no no actually

I triggered the tumblr AI

The AI was pissed at how idiotic and gullible you portray AI.

edgebug:
“And One Time He Didn’t. NC-17. Vlad/Don, Fluff and Angst, Political Intrigue, Fisting
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edgebug:

And One Time He Didn’t. NC-17. Vlad/Don, Fluff and Angst, Political Intrigue, Fisting

chisanaai:
“ kyoobot:
“ here it is
my favorite captain quote from the books
”
before we had clothes at the soup store
”

chisanaai:

kyoobot:

here it is 

my favorite captain quote from the books

before we had clothes at the soup store