kerbabbles:

.giant horse.

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aaaAAAAA AA SO I CAUGHT THE GIANT HORSE TODAY AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO SO COOL HOW THAT HORSE WAS GANONDORF’S IN ANOTHER LIFE and so I drew this up!!!!

I was thinking of naming my horse something sinister and evil, but that didn’t seem fair. That horse wasn’t responsible for anything its rider did years upon millennia ago!! So I named her Nabooru! I thought it was more fair to name her after a great hero. <3 <3 <3

thecoppercow:

vacron:

EM juste après :

Oh but it gets better, look! :

Language-based cheeky trolling is my fave kind of trolling…

babybat98:

universalfanfic:

writing advice: never italicize words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well then the reader will know and you don’t need them!

me: oh really??? listen up, pal, you can just try an pull italics from my cold, dead fingers

“I never said she stole my money.”

VS.

“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.”

“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.”

grubwizard:

I don’t understand the whole “no one wants to hear about the dream you had last night” thing like??? dreams are so cool I love hearing people describe their dreams

pizza-eagle:

felixontheweb:

jacquesattack:

You don’t fuck with the tray master

HOLY SHIT

This is what the Exotic Weapon Proficiency feat looks like in real life.

lesbianrey:

memedad:

absolutetravist:

destinyrush:

bumbakvetch:

angelic-hipster-mermaid-slut-69:

nevaehtyler:

“Every Sunday I would have eight friends over and we would just watch Ru,“ the actor said. “I mean every single series of RuPaul’s Drag Race. I mean every series. This is my life outside of this play. I am a gay man right now just without the physical act - that’s all.”

Source (x)

Oh how convenient 🙄

I’m ????

“ Garfield did go on to admit, “as far as I know, I am not a gay man,” but appeared to be open to the possibility of a same-sex experience or relationship at some point in the future. “

uhhhh

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thinking you’re suddenly gay because you watched drag race is the straightest thing ever

greatwhiteprivilege:

serbianslayer:

firefoxed:

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing

match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

im here for this analysis

wlvampires:

where’s the mommy dating simulator game…..i wanna b a trophy wife to a CEO in a pencil skirt