iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

hey pokemon go can you please stop showing me these incredibly scary spiders

turns out none of these are glitches and my trainer is actually stuck in a nightmare realm full of monsters that only they can see. thanks

prophecyofseven:

shootmeadub:

no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread

-Jesus at the last supper

a-nakins:

Oh, don’t you worry about my strength. I have plenty. I’m not the helpless little girl I was when they came.

atissi:

i was gonna do one for eridan and then i got tired

joshua-wright:

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The guilty shall receive no mercy from Janet.

bevendre:

ask-raricow:

Mind giving moo a little privacy darlings?

It’s Cow Appreciation Day.  I had to.

moonpaw17:

hypeswap:

reblog this with the worst possible answer to the question “who is the baddest villain in homestuck” you can think of

ms. paint

thirsts for dog mans dick

Clover. Would gladly betray everyone for a riddle. has no loyalty whatsoever and has did lewd things with karkat.

jayrockin:

Sam and Tucker untangle themselves from electrical cables while “Mutation” from Akira plays forebodingly in the background

Danny tried to duplicate himself but never pinched it off correctly and kept trying to compensate to the left, which just made it worse.