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Juice is a good boy

Doomfist please put some covered footwear on

vampireapologist:
there’s a post going around about mixing nyquil with 5 hour energy and I’m thinking about the time my parents were both out of town and my brother was in charge of dropping me off at school and I must’ve been 15 or 16 and I was really miserably sick so he gave me nyquil and but the time we were pulling up to the school I was crashing so his friend who was driving said ‘I have a redbull in the glove compartment” and they said “drink it and it’ll like even it out” so I did and I walked into school at 7:30 AM
and then immediately the last bell rang and school was over.
potion seller, I’m going into school and I need your STRONGEST dissociation

PETA

dear-tumb1r:

dear-tumb1r:
i-n-m-h:
testingforcake23:
dear-tumb1r:
testingforcake23:
dear-tumb1r:
you guys remember when PETA stole people pets off their porches and euthanized them?
you guys remember how it came out that PETA kills about 90% of the animals it takes in, including healthy and adoptable puppies and kittens, stating “ We could become a no-kill shelter immediately. It means we wouldn’t do as much work”?
you guys remember when PETA advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime of being pit bulls?
you guys remember when PETA handed out these comics to children when there were no adults looking?

you guys remember when they made a porn site and then filled it with videos of animal abuse, and (also in that link) claimed cats should be vegetarian?
you guys remember when PETA lied about sheep shearing, got caught, and defended the lie as true even after they admitted the sheep in their picture wasn’t even real?
you guys remember when they tried to excuse their horrifying ways by claiming that the person who exposed them was manipulating the facts by taking them and putting them in the wrong context?
Because I remember. I remember everything.
And I’m gonna make sure everyone else remembers too.
Why would they kill pit bulls they’re sweeties
Because PETA does not care about animals. they do not care that these dogs live and breathe and feel and want love like every other dog. they do not care about the history of human/dog bonding and co-evolution, they do not care that dogs and human beings have relied on each other for millennia, they do not care that its cruel and morally repugnant to put down an animal just because you can, they do not care about animals.
PETA cares about money and publicity, its a corporation run by a psychopath who is afraid of pitts as it states in the link: she was apparently bit by one, and now she hates them.
PETA doesn’t give a rats ass about animals. They just want to kill and make money off of idiots who fall of their spiel.
Some celebs support them
ah c’mon, dear-tumb1r, I think you’re being a bit harsh. I mean, okay, PETA’s done some questionable things, but it’s not like they’ve also
-spread false information about milk causing autism based on outdated bullshit information
-used holocaust imagery to compare the meat industry to concentration camps (no pictures)
-used a young man’s brutal death as a way to say “yeah that’s awful but it happens to animals every day and nobody cares about that” (tw: no pictures but the way the guy died is described and it is really horrible)
-dressed up in KKK robes and protested outside of the Westminister Dog Show to protest breeding/pure bred dogs (tw: racism)
-offered to pay the water bill for literally the poorest neighborhood in Detroit if and only if they all went vegan for a month (tw: self-righteous shitheads)
-and they definitely didn’t have two of their workers accept perfectly healthy animals from an animal hospital, with the implication that they would give them good homes, clarify that these animals were all healthy and well-tempered, and then euthanized them all in the back of a kill-van before dumping their dead bodies behind a grocery store (tw: PICTURES OF DEAD ANIMALS, animal death)
-and they totally didn’t get off pretty much scot-free for it because PETA has loads of money and lawyers to defend themselves, which coincidentally might be why the Cerate family hasn’t seen justice for their kidnapped and murdered dog, Maya. (tw: animal death)
Nah. PETA’s not that bad.
(/the heaviest of all my fucking sarcasm, I am salty as a fucking winter road, lord do I fucking hate PETA)
Did you think i was fucking joking, PETA?
I will make sure everyone fucking remembers what you’ve done.
Bringing it back, because it’s charity season and people need to know NOT to give charity to these fuckers.

profeminist:

Source
“Broflake. Can you use it in a sentence?”
“My last post about the Wonder Woman screening brought an instant avalanche of broflakes into my comments.”

bophades-the-great:

christhehyena:
nessamiibo:
personsonable:
*keyboard smashes this and discovers the language of the gods*
(via wuffleton, cpb)

iamnotsebastianstan:

softblvcknss:
iamnotsebastianstan:
fullmetalfagit:
iamnotsebastianstan:
Have a female lead character? Have a canon confirmed lgbt character? Have that canon confirmed lgbt character be the lead female character? Not disappoint? Wonder Woman does a lot of things most Marvel movies don’t have the guts to do
I loved Wonder Woman but what fucking lgbt character? Lol. Beyond a reach.
The main fucking character, do your research before you try to debunk my claims, thanks.
I wish it was mentioned in the movie tho
Diana literally lives on an island inhabited solely by women, has never seen a man before she meets Steve, tells him she knows about sexual intercourse and that men are not necessary for pleasure, only for procreation - all that was left was for her to say “by the way, i sleep with girls too”

tieandspy:

every time i see them drawn as object heads i am grateful there are no walls in space

chefpyro:

blizzardwolfpk:
chefpyro:
inklings and octarians are the exact same thing except octarians’ tentacle nipples point outward instead of inward
It’s like that episode of Rick and Morty where a bunch of people had a war over who’s nipples were better. Splatoon is just a nipple war.