penny-anna:

captainlordauditor:

captain-of-the-historicfuture:

ameba-from-space:

penny-anna:

anaisonfire:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

what happens if Batman is out driving the Batmobile and he gets pulled over & asked for his license

possibilities:

- he just refuses & drives away bcos like what are they gonna do

- he gives them his actual license and hopes

- he gives them his actual license & then bribes them to keep their mouths shut

- he hands them a license that lists his name as ‘The Batman’ and has a picture of him in the cowl

The last one, except it’s not a fake license, he actually went and got it.

*Batman & Superman riding in the batmobile, get pulled over*

Police Officer: can I see your license?

Superman: *quietly freaking out bcos there’s no way this is going to end well*

Batman: of course *hands them his The Batman license*

Superman: ???

*after they drive on*

Superman: you have a fake license that lists your name as The Batman??

Batman: of course not.

Batman: it’s a completely legal license. why? would you like me to arrange for you to get one?

Superman: I

Superman: yes please

The batlicese

These tags are everything.

it is Dick, and Dick didn’t know Batman had a license. He thought this would be the greatest prank. Bruce just turns it right around on him

#dick became a cop specifically for this prank and as soon as it backfires he quits the force and becomes a male model or whatever 

Dick, coming back to the station after pulling over the batmobile: *slaps badge down on his boss’s desk* aight i’m out

kalichnikov:

xxtc-96xx:

looks like she has one tooth XD she’s a late bloomer for teeth but she can really latch onto that bottle

xxtc-96xx:

spanko-the-goon:

leaf-beard:

thingsthatintrestme:

@leaf-beard

Originally posted by courtesycalling

Unexpected and welcomed

lastvalyrian:

springsteenstandeanwinchester-d:

The Catholics are not just on tumblr making sponsored posts they are also using CRUSADES MAPS to illustrate their plans … besties no …

Modeling their failed meme campaigns after the greatest L ever taken by their cringe religion is actually extremely funny

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

morbidaee:

morbidaee:

bundibird:

redwing:

ajays-lullaby:

honuofhawaii:

arctic-ham:

redwing:

JAJAKDJFXJKWKAK&&3&;992lekda+{}{+\=\==2858/9/9/&38;9/&:;&:&/&:.

Maybe it’s not Daddy issues, but you got some issues if you’ve willing put the mark of Cain on yourself!

What other people put on their body is generally no one else’s business, and they do not have “issues” for doing something that has meaning to them. Don’t reblig shit to sound condescending about people you don’t know, regardless of what personal meaning that symbol has to you. Let people be people jesus christ

What @redwing said

who cares about supernatural can we talk about the way his tits bounce

bumblebeebats:

sergegainsbourgs:

sketchdeath:

everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID BUT IT’S LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENS LMAO

Wish you could do this with books. I never know how tf to end any of my stories so im just gonna make the font smaller and smaller until it disappears

purpletyrant:

this is what you wanted right?? HUH??? a SPECIES SWAP??? well ok sure. heres kittie and mona.