Silver Tongue

purelyundecided:
man-nona:
The worst volume control UI in the world – uxdesign.cc
This is the funniest shit i’ve seen in a while.
How the hell could you leave out

I love my volume control to be the winter Olympics.

lunainvidia:

I was trying to imagine human versions of the 17776 characters because i wanted to draw things but then i realized I was basically just imagining this.

time to do this

jadeyarts:

pioneer 9, pioneer 10, jupiter icy moons explorer

tastefullyoffensive:

Double the retrieving power. (via negativepitch)

Grovyle: (holding a scorpion) I’ll eat it… if you eat it. 
Dusknoir: All right, deal! Wait a minute… how are you gonna eat it after I eat it? 
Grovyle: Look, you eat it, then I go back in time to before the time that you eat it, then I’ll eat it. 
Dusknoir: Okay. 
 (later)
Celebi: What’s wrong with Dusknoir? 
Grovyle: Oh, he’s dead. Dumbass ate a scorpion.

ananxiousraccoon:

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