Actually, come to think of it, Sollux might wanna avoid bananas altogether if he keeps bees in his hive. Apparently, bananas smell just like the alarm pheromones released when a bee stings, triggering the others to attack (source: I'm a beekeeper and got attacked/stung on the ear after I ate banana bread).

daily--sollux:

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that’2 why ii eat them out2iide. 

sweetjegus:
“ “There’s a Grand Relic one of our seekers have found in the city of Goldcliff, and it is in the possession of a master criminal known as The Raven
”
photo by mediumblast!
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sweetjegus:

There’s a Grand Relic one of our seekers have found in the city of Goldcliff, and it is in the possession of a master criminal known as The Raven

photo by mediumblast

occidentalavian:
“ uss-horrible-unending-nightmare:
“ killedmilk:
“ BYE, I LOVE YOU!!! -him
idk i just wanted to draw everyone’s favorite lifting friend
” ”
*Magnus voice* “Upsetting, my Lifting Friend.” ”

occidentalavian:

uss-horrible-unending-nightmare:

killedmilk:

BYE, I LOVE YOU!!! -him

idk i just wanted to draw everyone’s favorite lifting friend

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Originally posted by winnifredfoster

*Magnus voice* “Upsetting, my Lifting Friend.”

snuffysbox:
“Like fireworks / We pull apart the dark
Compete against the stars / With all of our hearts
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knitted-love:

lagonegirl:

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White woman sees brown guy with a beard, gets him handcuffed and searched for “wearing too many clothes.”

So the bitch that caused it all did not hang around to apologize. Islamophobia is worldwide meanwhile white people are the most dangerous group. Damn… I hate this so much! Bitches like these are the main reason people of color were killed in America. I’m glad that this is UK, so this guy still alive. I bet our cops would have shot him already. White women promote racism no less than white men.  

#WhiteWomen #Ypipo 

#WearingClothesWhileMuslim 

the way she’s carrying herself makes me think she’s a plainclothes police officer or something. but it’s exactly this type of stereotyping and pigeonholing that causes more issues in the long run. i’m ashamed as a british person to have watched this and know this bullshit is being carried out in the name of ‘national security’

iguanamouth:
“ “ jupiter (————————-gmail) submitted: axolotl potato
” ”

iguanamouth:

jupiter (————————-gmail) submitted: axolotl potato

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charlesoberonn:

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erinye:

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old-manrupee:

charlesoberonn:

danisstupid:

charlesoberonn:

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks.
The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

I was thinking at first this was an actual movie

It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000

How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?

12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.

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This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscover bird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!! 

If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.

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Well then…

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Let’s get to work.

I started a Discord server for anybody interested in working on Ducks with me.

artandmartini:
“Soon I will bench press a tank
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artandmartini:

Soon I will bench press a tank

cherrysnak:

 Pokemon Johto starters reTyped!

Willowdile, Aquauil, Broilita

Crocunaw, Quiluchin, Bayfiery

and lastly:

Firaligator (grass/dragon)

Typhlocean (water/rock)

Megaglowing (fire/flying)