Silver Tongue
kylehasatumblr:
“ queernigga:
“i am fucking DONE.
”
Now that this generation is that age, be prepared for a LOT of this.
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kylehasatumblr:

queernigga:

i am fucking DONE.

Now that this generation is that age, be prepared for a LOT of this.

sentimental-apathy:

byjove-cannibalcove:

artemis69:

aaron2point0:

ekjohnston:

derinthemadscientist:

writing-prompt-s:

Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.

I would read this

OH MY GOD

Starring Jack Black, The Rock, Jeff Goldblum and Taika Waititi 

And Mads Mikkelsen, the human neighbour that is weird enough that all the aliens think he’s an alien too.

they all are sure hes an alien and will go talk to him about how hard it is being an alien on earth, will even talk really frankly to him about it, but weirdly no matter what they say hes always like ‘oh yeah i can relate’


It got about a thousand times better than the last time I reblogged this I think.

udonthreens:

goblin hour is every hour when your are. a goblin

aevios:
“ aevios:
“” ”
shilol:
“ true emotion of venus finally identified
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shilol:

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true emotion of venus finally identified 

chefpyro:
“ @adurot the text translates to “When you unexpectedly get asked when the watersnoodramp was.” The watersnoodramp is the Dutch name of the 1953 North Sea flood when over 2500 people died, over 1800 of which were Dutch.
The license plate...

chefpyro:

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@adurot the text translates to “When you unexpectedly get asked when the watersnoodramp was.” The watersnoodramp is the Dutch name of the 1953 North Sea flood when over 2500 people died, over 1800 of which were Dutch.

The license plate says “oh um 1953.”

ima-giant-turtle:

dreamofhircine:

dreamofhircine:

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

judy hopps has some very nice feet but we need to remember that she’s still a cop

just fyi for everyone out there using tumblr on this day that you can reblog a post without the extra commentary by clicking the OP’s URL on the original post

kilalabunnies:

apoeticmindset:

savordance-lifesupport:

faythinthemusic:

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!

No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place

Do…do people not realize planned parenthood offers sexual education and other things that aren’t abortion? The sad truth is school sex ed is shit and we need places that’ll actually put effort into teaching and providing ways to make sex safer, and the only place I see doing that is planned parenthood.

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/get-care/our-services oh look, it says they offer good things like STD testing, hormone replacement therapy for trans people, and birth control! It only took 5 seconds to google “things planned parenthood does other than abortions”.