aprillasaurus:

cant wait for 17776 to get popular enough that people cosplay it because i absolutely want to see like 80 cosplayers at a convention dressed as space probes

senorita-patita:

i can’t believe some lady ran headfirst into a fucking tornado for a football game

mrlevelingthinner:

draumbooty:

swedebeast:

draumbooty:

My buddy used to know this guy in high school that would watch porn before every wrestling match he was in. He didn’t beat the meat. Didn’t even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like half an hour.

He won almost every match.

Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a fuckin beast for like 15 minutes.

I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts.

Imagine being the guy figuring this out for the first time.

if you dont nut you unlock superpowers kids

having a raging erection while wrestling is also a great form of psychological warfare

diaspora:

A Palestinian lawyer wearing his official robes kicks a tear gas canister back toward Israeli soldiers during a demonstration by scores of Palestinian lawyers called for by the Palestinian Bar Association in solidarity with protesters at the Al-Aqsa mosque compound in Jerusalem’s Old City, near Ramallah, West Bank

david-the-pirate:

im posting this at 4:20 am

nanotorb:

thetrippytrip:

If he manages to get that story viral, he’ll get a job 5 times better than his last one #youknowwhatImean

fuck home depot

dailyprospit:

I like to imagine one of the first things they do after arriving on Earth C and the dust has settled is do an extensive tour of the Prospit side of Carapace Kingdom. Finally Jade gets to show John all the cool things she had been planned before the game 

agenderjulian:

me, holding up a blue jellyfish toy i bought for 13 dollars: hey can someone hold Fisher here for a sec? i need t-

every magnus at the convention: *already rushing towards me with the hopes of holding their son*