teratomarty:

gallusrostromegalus:

godflesh:

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motherfucker unlimited

More mammals need to do the funky geometry thing ribbon seals have going on.

Every so often, I experience the delight of being reminded that ribbon seals exist.

grumpytrans:

neproxrezi:

vampireapologist:

after my surgery the nurse was telling me how and when to mositurize my scars, and she said in these exact words, “whatever you do, do not let your nipples dry out.”

And all I can think about ever since is that as a gameplay tip during a video game loading screen

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your nurse is a godsend! this is really important information. during surgery, they cut your nipples off and sew them back on. there’s a relatively large chance (i don’t remember the percentage i think it’s around 40%) that your body will reject them and they’ll fall off. keeping them moisturized is KEY to: help them heal faster and correctly, decrease chances of infection, decrease chances of them getting so dry and scabby that they just fall off, and most importantly help them stay on!

here’s a tip for those who are healing or plan on getting top surgery: when you change your dressings for your nipples, make sure to use the antibacterial cream they give you every single time until it’s safe to keep the dressings off entirely (even then, you should still use it until they’re completely healed). it’s petroleum-based so it’ll keep them moist. if you don’t have this, you can use the strongest Neosporin you can find at the store.

long story short, keep your nips moist or they might fall off.

Age swapped Twos call Mew "Mama" (because even if they don't know she actually is their mother, she acts that way enough), and Huey is wondering why GrandMew started crying.

xxtc-96xx:

I wasn’t going to do anything else with age swap buuuut

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Baby Mewtwo doesn’t have a clue XD

ragabond:

oldtvandcomics:

bouncyirwin:

atmosfer:

ferrousferrule:

I collected a bunch of “haha I don’t have 2020 vision” “oh God not like that” posts

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I wouldn’t mind a sequel to this post 🤣

I have kept coming back to this post to see the reblogs, so I can give you the ones other people collected all in one place:

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This one I actually found myself!

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And I don’t think that this counts, but it still has the beautiful “Ah, fuck” vibes the rest of the post does:

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And let’s not forget the cursed “Supernatural GIF Perfectly Describes 2020″ one:

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@ferrousferrule:  You said you were looking for more and going through the reblogs, right? In which case this isn’t going to be of much use to you, but still. Just in case it is. :)

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I just knew having a tag for these would come in handy

thecollectibles:

Playing Cards Artwork by Mahdieh Farhadkiaei

grox:

Cosmo? Wanda? I wish all water was antifreeze for 1 second