elf-fury:

hollowedskin:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

19soundofsirens86:

highacetate:

Good pub advice.

We need to bring this back.

It’s really worrisome when the fucking Victorians understood something like this better than half the modern population tbh

the fucking code of victorian gentlemen would never allow ‘but im a gentleman’ whining which always makes it extra funny to me.

Right because the amount of times I’ve rejected guys and been asked “why? Are you a lesbian or something? Am I ugly? Why not!” is staggering

anaiah-zaccai:

lividlovers:

arrojenkins:

gasbreakdip:

queefybuttcheeks:

how buddy make get out n got a white wife?

from his wife after the movie was released:

Lmao the teamwork

I love them.

yoccu:

The single most toxic thing I was brought up believing is that being Adult and Responsible and Good starts with doing everything completely alone and without help

What it’s really about is learning where and when you need help, how much help you need, and knowing when to reach out and ask for the help you need to function at your ideal level

People were never meant to live alone

lightsintheskye:

The FBI agent seeing me listen to the Ghost Busters theme for the 78th time: PLEASE GOD THERE ARE OTHER FUCKING SONGS MA’AM

Me, loudly: lemmetellyousomethin-

bUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD WEEEOOO WEEEEOWEEEO WEEOOOWEEOOODOODOODODODO

chess-and-snickers:

Boopadoopadoop

Holy fuck I’m gay

the blood aspect has a really good pallet

thebleedingvicar:

entanglingbriars:

atheistjack:

via  godless.glasses

churches, I’m begging you, please run all your sign ideas by a thirteen-year-old

Jesus of Nazareth has been dead for 1,987 slutty, slutty years

skineater:

priinceminty:

bitch-marner:

are u kidding me

get cuck’d

@kilalabunnies

cosmictuesdays:

What a good snail.