fluffmugger:

“And if they make good on their threats? Take the three-day suspension, and while you’re sitting at home thinking about how naughty you’ve been, call the ACLU. Those civil rights lawyers love shit like this! And if you’re worried about getting into college, write your college entrance essay about why you walked out and what it taught you. Godless liberal academia loves shit like that!

REMINDER TO SENIORS: It’s February. If you are college-bound, your admissions stuff is probably already finished. Even more reason to tell Principal DoucheRocket to get bent!”

fireandlifeincarnate:

i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”

jaxblade:

I love how people just now found out Michael B Jordan is an Anime fan and keep retweeting and finding old stuff from him haha

aasmplesffringg:

when I am forced to do any kind of public speaking

caffeinatedtea:

hamncheeeese:

urbuddylance:

alteanlance:

stomachkrampus:

boy-snacks:

lightbvlb:

dragonwithafez:

enochianghost:

gendice:

blonde american snack 

you’re thinking of a twinkie
a twink is when you only blink one eye

no that’s a wink

a twink is a fixture commonly found in kitchens and bathrooms

nah, you’re thinking of a sink

twink is the stuff that comes from squids and makes pens and markers work

that’s ink

a twink is a coil of plastic or metal that people push down stairs for fun

No, you’re thinking of a slinky

A twink is when your hose gets bent in a weird way and water can’t flow through it anymore

nope, that’s a kink 

twink is definitely the catchphrase of velma from scooby doo

No, thats jinkies

Twink is when you get an idea

nah fam, that’s think(ing)

twink is a lighter shade or red

Nah that’s pink

A twink is that one character from the legend of zelda

Nah thats link.
A twink is the gear pokemon from gen V

bouncingbumble:

So we’ve got a small but powerful token,

originally belonging to a powerful being, but taken by a flawed hero who didn’t know what he was getting in for,

and who is defeated, losing the item into the water.

This token comes into the keeping of an eccentric mortal for many years, giving them long life and vitality,

until they pass it on to a younger relative, and their health immediately begins to deteriorate.

The adorable, dark-haired, doe-eyed new bearer,

carrying the token on a necklace,

sets out to find someone else to take it,

but ultimately must take ownership of the quest themselves.

Along the way, they encounter endless dangers and obstacles,

finally facing their greatest challenge yet at a volcano,

and return the token to its source.

Featuring super idyllic, completely culturally stagnated hometowns,

raptors of unusual size,

Dramatic Tower Is Dramatic,

and tiny boats sailing into the sunset.

tl;dr - Moana is Lord of the Rings without the actual evil.

its best to read this in the honest trailers guys voice

noctumsolis:

eliastheflyest:

pudge-alicious:

shychemist:

Democrat New Mexico Senator Martin Heinrich is calling for the Dickey Amendment to be repealed, which prevents the Center For Disease Control and Prevention from studying gun violence and its effects on public health.

More information here:

Heinrich Calls For Repeal Of Dickey Amendment That Restricts CDC From Researching Gun Violence

The amendment is named after its author Jay Dickey, a Republican member of the United States House of Representatives from Arkansas.[2] The amendment was introduced after lobbying by the National Rifle Association in response to their perceived bias in a 1993 study by Arthur Kellermann that found that guns in the home were associated with an increased risk of homicide in the home, as well as other CDC funded studies and efforts.

THEY’RE NOT ALLOWED TO RESEARCH IT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Land of the free right there, my guys. They’re real big on freedom of speech, oh yes.

timetravelrabbit:

roqo:

Reminder that protesting is worth getting suspended for

#yeah a walkout is disruptive but you know what’s more disruptive? FUCKING SHOOTINGS