Silver Tongue

10knotes:

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

kaijuno:

The Computer Room is such a weird concept nowadays but growing up in the 90s/00s we really had a whole ass room dedicated to our computer. Anthropologists 1000 years from now are gonna think we worshiped computers so much we had shrine rooms for them

ours was at the top of the stairs

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me, an adult with adhd: *googles adhd resources*

97% of the search results: how to deal with your challenging adhd child! the disorder that only affects children! resources for teachers and parents! how to cure adhd and more!

with-love-niamh:

when I was 5 or 6 we had a father-daughter day at my school where you eat lunch together and play games and shit, but my dad didn’t wanna come so I went on my own. but my mum called my uncle real last minute and he immediately got off work and drove straight over to eat lunch w me so I wasn’t alone, and he even picked flowers from his garden to give to me and that’s when I realised that anyone can be a father but not everybody can be a dad

puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

randomslasher:

celesteandtheirfandoms:

micdotcom:

THIS TUMBLR POST IS FOR MEN ONLY. FEMALES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THESE PRODUCTS OR EAT MAN SOUP.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Men who make fun of the absurdity of gendered products (and are aware of the frailty of the type of masculinity that created them) give me life. You guys are amazing. 

humans are a double edge sword when it comes to space federations. you always want one on your team but you absolutely under no circumstances leave them unsupervised.

yayitsjenni:

rodham:

all y’all had to do was vote for hillary clinton

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I’m reblogging this every single time it pops up.

i mean, we did. she won the popular vote by over 3 million. The current administration is the result of both russian meddling and gerrymandering.

korranews:
“  Avatar: The Last Airbender first premiered on this day 13 years ago! Happy birthday Team Avatar, your present is ATLA on Blu-ray for the first time ever! 💎
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korranews:

Avatar: The Last Airbender first premiered on this day 13 years ago!

Happy birthday Team Avatar, your present is ATLA on Blu-ray for the first time ever! 💎

jackiereblogsthis:

sixpenceee:

Comics by James Lecarpentier. His website is goodbearcomics.com

DOES IT FLOAT, FUCKER?!