Silver Tongue

i-fuckinghateyall:

thatpettyblackgirl:

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I love that the only response they can give after a well presented argument is put to them is ‘Well that doesn’t sound very American.‘ 

Pasty: you don’t sound like an american

“That’s cause I’ve read”

hanorganaas:

math-is-magic:

hanorganaas:

Letita Wright confirmed the first Hair Style we see Shuri with is based off Princess Leia. Carrie’s impact continues inspire all our favorite young Heroines….I am not crying you are

I’m just saying, if Leia is a Disney Princess, so is Shuri. It all makes sense!

I said this before and I’ll say it again. If Shuri and Leia are not Coronated as Disney Princesses, I will punch Mickey Mouse myself

niggazinmoscow:

It’s frustrating that such a powerful and simple assertion seems lost in the maelstrom of digital noise. 

while writing a d&d campaign

rnoonpie:

deathcomes4u:

geekandmisandry:

staypuftmarshmallowqueen:

transmanrichardstrand:

bruddabois:

yellowjuice:

eelpatrickharris:

bdotlgdot:

fall-and-shadows:

pronounrespecter:

swearwolvez:

youre-a-fucking-human-being:

ua86:

hardboiledoldman:

travelling-cat-salesman:

pon-raul:

psyducked:

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

stay the fuck away from me

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus

remember how i told y'all?

(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)

What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me

Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?

wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee

what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh

I want to spray this post with Lysol

AHEM.

“According to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesn’t matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. ‘The rationale is that when toileting, it’s possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands … So it’s wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.’ 

“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to one’s underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, ‘The point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.’“

WASH.

YOUR.

HANDS.

Have you ever seen such a long line of crying whining manchildren defending their right to not wash their hands? Holy fucking cow.

Oh my god just wash your hands.

You know what though, women don’t get a free pass either. I see too many women leaving toilets without washing their hands and I FUCKIN KNOW WHERE THEY’VE BEEN I HAVE THAT SETUP DOWN THERE TOO. YAINT CLEAN BITCHES WASH YOUR FUCKING NASTY ASS HANDS.

When I see someone leaving the bathroom without washing their hands I call that shit out. If I share a living space with you, you had better fucking maintain some semblance of BASIC PRESCHOOL LEVEL HYGIENE so that you don’t fucking get me sick.

Tolkien’s lesser-known nickname

honestlygarbage:

all-things-devours:

According to a letter Tolkien wrote in 1971, his school-friends “used to write his initials as ‘JR2T’ and pronounce them ‘to rhyme with dirt’.

you: jolkein rolkein rolkein tolkein

me, an intellectual: jirt

officialkeikoandgilly:

tinyrats:

greshkaal:

rustybuckett:

great-tweets:

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PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

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That’s the artist that made the art on the wall!


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You sister has received meme fame.

possumoftheday:
“ Help me name this baby!
Hmm… they look like a “Rocky” to me.
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possumoftheday:

Help me name this baby!

Hmm… they look like a “Rocky” to me.

poetry-protest-pornography:

arrghigiveup:

The comments and responses on this post are amazing

I’m c r y i n g

Oh my godddd

toastyhat:

Character mix requests…names below!

dualscar-aradia, sollux-roxy, eridan-jack noir, PM-spades slick, meenah-aranea, doc scratch-vriska, signless-ghb, WV-roxy