Silver Tongue

siderealsandman:

Fandom has gotten very…proprietary over the years and now is a good time as any to remind y’all that you don’t own the source material. 

Creators are under no obligation to make your ship canon, redeem your problematic fav, or write their characters in a way that lines up with your headcanons. 

You are playing in someone else’s sandbox, so don’t get your tailfeathers twisted when the creators don’t drop their plans for their product to conform to fandom demands. 

archer-bro:

celticpyro:

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:

sicut-anima:

haiku-robot:

dorito-and-pinetree:

galahadwilder:

A sudden, terrifying thought

When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s usually a predator animal.

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If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, though—to the side—that animal is prey.

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Now look at this dragon.

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See those eyes?

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They’re to the SIDE.

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This raises an interesting—and terrifying—question.

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What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONS…

As PREY?

I know this isn’t part of my blogs theme but like this is interesting

i know this isn’t part
of my blogs theme but like this
is interesting



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What species hunts dragons for sport?

What species glorifies the slaughter of dragons as the sport of kings?

What species are you?

Holy shit.

Harold, they’re reptiles.

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This has been another exciting episode of “Tumblr Fails Biology.”

unluckyxseven:
“ lesbikan:
“hey i’m gonna go back in time and fuckin deck 2012 me
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“In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in and I don’t want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this DeviantArt account? That’s...

unluckyxseven:

lesbikan:

hey i’m gonna go back in time and fuckin deck 2012 me

“In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in and I don’t want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this DeviantArt account? That’s weird.” - 2012 dino, probably.

killuo:

xtec:

killuo:

Me: Small but knowing

you don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like

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Please don’t shoot my shins

teamvalkyrie:
“jesus christ
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teamvalkyrie:

jesus christ

primarybufferpanel:

redcandle17:

yohunny:

itchycoil:

betterbemeta:

buzzfeed:

Here Are 28 Things Millennials Are Killing In Cold Blood

no mercy run

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Originally posted by putavuitton

And they say the millennial generation is lazy and entitled.

Here’s a secret: it’s not OUR JOB to adapt to the market. It’s not OUR JOB to buy napkins and golf clubs and drive to the mall on the other side of town to make sure it doesn’t go out of business.

Did previous generations kill the horse and wagons after the car was invited? Did those lazy citizens kill the town crier by buying into that newfangled newspaper business?

What people want and are ready to spend their money on will change over time. Today we have different goals and different standards - like I will invite my friends over for dinner and instead of napkins I’ll put a roll of paper towels on the table. And my friends won’t clutch their pearls and hiss “you uncultured swine” at me, because we value that paper towels are cheap and efficient! Napkins may be pretty but some of them end up being unused, and I’ll have to throw them away after the dinner and it’s a fucking waste.

Did your mall end up as an empty husk outside of town because those pesky millennials buy all their clothes online now? You lucky son of a gun. Now you get to use your ~*IMAGINATION*~ and repurpose that ugly windowless box into something actually useful. Why not a nice office space? (x)

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Or how about you make the old stores into cute micro apartments? I WOULD LOVE TO LIVE IN ONE OF THESE! (x)

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Are the stores fine but the parking lot empty because those cheap hipsters would rather take a bus or bike to the mall instead of buying a car like regular people? Do like they did in Seattle and turn it into a fucking beautiful water treatment facility and park. (x)

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This thing collects storm-water runoff to create and provide nutrients to small pools and green areas. It works like a natural creek that ALSO filters out pollutants that would damage the salmon population! AS A MILLENNIAL I CAN SAY THAT THIS IS SO FUCKING UP MY ALLEY YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I WOULD GO TO THAT MALL, BUY A COFFEE AND GO OUT TO LOOK AT THE BIRDS.

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Actual fucking plovers. When was the last time a parking lot did something for the environment except gathering upp more roadkill for the scavengers?

I could also go into why no-one is watching shitty sitcoms or boring movies because we have access to so much media that we can filter out the generic stuff that doesn’t appeal to us, but that is an essay in itself. We are extremely capable on spending it on media that speaks to us though (hey this is unrelated but did you know that Wonder Woman has passed 570M$ worldwide?)

TLDR: Market powers are entitled and used to people spending an ever-increasing amount of money on their shitty products. When this trend turns they are too unimaginative and lazy to do something about it so instead they’ll whine about how their former customers are “killing” them.

They can either DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT or spend the rest of their days crying into their surplus napkins.

Yes.

Also, the idolized lifestyle of the 1950s-2000s was unsustainable. The bubble burst, and my generation inherited a ruined world whose elders refuse acknowledge that their prosperity came at our expense. 

We’re on a roll though. I’m enjoying myself killing all that shit. Let’s keep going

rainbowcloversandwhalechickens:
“guess what took way too long!! this did lol
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rainbowcloversandwhalechickens:

guess what took way too long!! this did lol

purpledragon42:
“ elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
“this is it. this is the purest photo in existence. reblog for 100 years of good luck
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Don’t really care abut the good luck or not… But c’mon - it’s PATRICK STEWART PICKING APPLES! And with that...

purpledragon42:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

this is it. this is the purest photo in existence. reblog for 100 years of good luck

Don’t really care abut the good luck or not… But c’mon - it’s PATRICK STEWART PICKING APPLES!  And with that adorable grin on his face!  It just doesn’t get any better.  <3

clotpolesonly:

firebirdeternal:

taraljc:

xjessr:

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS: Being a ride or die means staying by a man’s side whether he has $500 or $5. Not when he cheats 10 times and you stay.

“Ride or Die” also means that if he ever hits you, he dies, and you call your bff for a ride.

Loyalty through hardship is one thing, loyalty through cruelty is another. 

Loyalty through hardship is one thing, loyalty through cruelty is another.

velvetaid:
“from this
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