nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:

friend-fiction:

targetwetales:

i work in a pet store. a woman was looking at our bettas and asked me whether one was male or female. i told her that they were all male, because they are- our company only orders male bettas. she looked at me incredulously and pointed at one and asked, “even this one?”
i was like “…yes, why?”
“it’s pink, though! why is the male fish pink?”
i swear, she was borderline angry at me. i didn’t know how to explain that fish genetics don’t adhere to human gender roles

the cis: but what about BIOLOGY
also the cis: but… why is the pink fish MALE??

oh boy wait til they hear about flamingos

someone should show them the dimorphism between male and female peacocks

emrakul-flying-spaghetti-monster:

daglout:

oathgrowth:

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

moonpaw:

heres COOL BIRD in hd

chachachung:

parks-and-rex:

tumblesimply:

Prophet like it’s hot

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT

heartattackity:

mitochondiva:

twofreespirit:

That’s how you introduce a trans character on TV!

okay but was he played by a trans man?

He is! His name is Alex Blue Davis!

left-reminders:

excalibelle:

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

otakusapien:

doctorsebastianthescientist:

I am barely a millennial. Right in between that and the start of gen z. And I swear to god, you millenials better not keep this shaming of gen z up. I watched baby boomers do this to millenials and y'all didn’t deserve it. Do not become the last generation. Challenge your thinking. Just, come on.

#and don’t say ‘it’s because they’re eating soap’#like our generation wasn’t planking on top of flag poles#or yelling ‘parkour’ before jumping off a roof for the meme

writing-prompt-s:

writing-prompt-s:

You just moved to a new neighborhood and you hear the music of an ice cream truck coming down the street. As you and your family walk outside you notice all your neighbors rushing inside and locking their doors and windows.