Silver Tongue

Star Trek starship design

Federation: everything has to have a saucer or else Archer’s ghost gets mad
Klingon: if it doesn’t have pointy bits and an impractically long neck what are you even doing with your life
Romulan: just make it a fuckin bird
Borg: HELLO NAUGHTY CHILDREN IT’S BASIC GEOMETRY TIME

last-bi-in-town:

manuel-jacinto:
okay, so that post about how taika waititi wouldn’t be afraid to use britney spears’ toxic in a fight scene and
well, my finger slipped
This is the greatest thing ever

garrus-vakkarian:

fargoniac:
garrus-vakkarian:
skyrim is such a bad game because you can marry this guy:
but not this guy:
Dragons are agender and aroace though
Gee I Sure Love My Husband, Odahviing. We Have Hot, Ball-Slapping Sex Every Night.

clock-heart:

palette 🍊

gentlemanstallion:

questionably-gay:
cr-familiar-faces:
cr-familiar-faces:
5n4k3c47h3dr4l:
Windex isn’t carbonated
But….. the scent………………
They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity

staar-munch:

staar-munch:
small brain: crushing on Loki in Avengers
normal brain: crushing on Loki in Ragnarok
transcendant brain: having a crush on the real ass norse mythological figure